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SCP-4499

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SCP-4499 - はい、たった44.99ドルです!!
SCP-4499 - YES, ONLY $44.99!

サイト-7のMPA内で撮影されたSCP-4499の個体の写真。

An image of an SCP-4499 instance taken at Site-7's MPA.

アイテム番号: SCP-4499

Item #: SCP-4499

オブジェクトクラス: Euclid

Object Class: Euclid

特別収容プロトコル: すべての把握された19体のSCP-4499の個体は海洋サイト-7の収容海域エリア(MPA¹)内に収容されます。全個体は追跡デバイスを取り付けられ、収容違反を防止するための防水ショックマイクロチップが移植されます。将来の目撃に備えて、財団のウェブクローラーはソーシャルメディア上の太平洋内のサメのうわさを監視し、財団の覆面エージェントはすべての主要な釣りや海洋ツアーのハブに配属されます。サメ殴りセンターの職員と財団の機動部隊の混成部隊、JTF シグマ-2("Adブロッカーズ")は確認されたSCP-4499の対応と収容のために編成されました。

Special Containment Procedures: All 19 known instances of SCP-4499 are contained at Ocean Site-7's marine protected area (MPA). Instances are affixed with tracking devices, and are implanted with waterproof shock microchips to deter containment breaches. In preparation for potential future sightings, Foundation webcrawlers are to monitor social media for reports of talking sharks in the Pacific Ocean, and undercover Foundation agents are to be permanently situated at all major fishing and ocean tour hubs. A joint task force between Foundation operatives and members of the Shark Punching Center, designated JTF Sigma-2 ("Adblockers"), has been established to respond to and contain confirmed SCP-4499 appearances.

説明: SCP-4499はホオジロザメ属のサメの異常な変化を参照します。SCP-4499の個体は彼らの異常性のない個体と同一と思われます。検死により検体の喉に人のものに似た喉頭の存在が明らかになりました。仮説としてこの喉が人語を発声する異常存在の能力の原因だと思われています。特に人の舌の代わりの標準的な基舌骨の存在は多数の音、特に軟口蓋と歯槽の子音の発言を妨げるはずであるにもかかわらず聴取者は一般的に鮮明で簡明な話し方と報告ししばし「流暢だ」、「カリスマ的だ」と表現する者もいます。情報伝達の方法が認識災害の可能性があるかどうかの研究中は現在進行中です。

Description: SCP-4499 refers to an anomalous variation of the carcharodon carcharias (great white) genus of shark. Instances of SCP-4499 appear identical to their non-anomalous counterparts. Autopsies have revealed the presence of a human-like larynx in subject's throats, hypothesised to be responsible for the anomalies' abilities to produce human vocalisations. Notably, the presence of a standard, immobile basihyal in place of a human tongue should still impede the pronunciation of numerous sounds, particularly velar and alveolar consonants, however listeners universally report clear and concise speech, often describing it as "smooth" and "charismatic". Research into the possibility of cognitohazardous methods of information transfer are ongoing.

SCP-4499の個体の脳波検査では左の前頭葉の活動が増進していることが明らかになり、複雑な音声も発音する方法の原因となっていると思われています。発声能力に関わらず、SCP-4499の個体は会話のセリフには反応せず代わりに様々な異常なオブジェクト²の実演販売形式の"セールストーク"を接近したあらゆる人間に対して引き込みます。どのようにSCP-4499が宣伝する異常存在がの情報を入手しているかは判明しておらず、現在財団の保護下にない広告された製品の収容に優先順位がつけられています。

Electroencephalography on SCP-4499 instances reveals increased activity in the left frontal lobe, atypical of standard variants, likely responsible for the ability to process and articulate complex phonetics. Despite speech capabilities however, SCP-4499 instances do not respond to conversation prompts, instead engaging in infomercial-style "sales pitches" for various anomalous objects³ directed towards any humans in close proximity. How SCP-4499 obtains information on these anomalies is currently unknown, and priority status has been assigned to the containment of advertised products not currently in Foundation custody.

広告の長さは不定ですが意義深いことに普通の広告はどこでも30秒から60分に終わるよう調整しています。しかし█海上での独り芝居は██時間以上で終わると記録されています。
過去の実験でおおよそ85%の被験者が宣伝された製品を購入することに興味をもち被験者はその製品の必要性を"完全に確信した"と報告しています。これは何らかの異常な影響によるものではなく、SCP-4499の広告の非常に説得力のある性質によるものと考えられています。

The length of an advertisement varies significantly: common sales pitches last anywhere from 30 seconds to 60 minutes, however on █ occasions a monologue was recorded lasting in excess of ██ hours. Post-test interviews reveal that approximately 85% of subjects report a vested interest in buying the advertised product, stating they were "thoroughly convinced" of its necessity by SCP-4499. This is not believed to be the result of any anomalous influence, but instead the highly convincing nature of SCP-4499's advertisements.

補遺4499/A.1: セールストークからの抜粋

Addendum 4499/A.1: Excerpts from sales pitches

広告した製品: SCP-3521 - 強制的バナナ等価線量 by dado
SCP-4499: もしお客様が核戦争を始めるためにプルトニウムを国境を介して密輸しようとするとき、ただの考えの固いの税関職員がプルトニウムを没収しあんたを終身刑に処されるのは困りますよね？はい、そんなことに悩む必要はございませんdadoがお客様のための解決策をご案内いします。

Introducing the Forced Banana Equivalent Dose Pills by dado - a mouthful to say, but a stomach-full to ingest!
How many kilograms of bananas do you think one pill can generate?
Not three! Not Six! Folks I'm here today to tell you popping just one of these pills will give you nine - MILLION kilograms of bananas! That's more than twice the radiation per hour of the Fukushima reactor!
Now for you viewers at home we have a special T.V. offer!⁴
The first 30 viewers to call the number on your screen will receive not one, but two containers of dado's banana pills for the price of one! Plus, all orders within the next 60 minutes will receive free postage!
But hurry - supplies are limited, so call now and we guarantee you'll learn to trust dado!

Advertised product: SCP-3521 - dado's Forced Banana Equivalent Dose Pills
SCP-4499: Don't you just hate it when you're trying to smuggle plutonium across the border to start a nuclear war, only for those stick-in-the-mud customs officers to confiscate it and imprison you for life? Well fret no more because dado has the solution for you! Introducing the Forced Banana Equivalent Dose Pills by dado - a mouthful to say, but a stomach-full to ingest! How many kilograms of bananas do you think one pill can generate? Not three! Not Six! Folks I'm here today to tell you popping just one of these pills will give you nine - MILLION kilograms of bananas! That's more than twice the radiation per hour of the Fukushima reactor! Now for you viewers at home we have a special T.V. offer!⁵ The first 30 viewers to call the number on your screen will receive not one, but two containers of dado's banana pills for the price of one! Plus, all orders within the next 60 minutes will receive free postage! But hurry - supplies are limited, so call now and we guarantee you'll learn to trust dado!

Advertised product: Dr Wondertainment's Little Mister Series
SCP-4499: Have you ever looked at your friends' anomalous object collections and thought "boy, I wish mine was that impressive"? Well fret no more friends, because I'm here today to introduce you to the highly impressive, highly collectible Little Mister Series by Doctor Wondertainment! Featuring twenty unique, anomalous humanoids you're guaranteed to be the envy of the whole town! Each order includes one random Little Mister, plus a free collectible Little Mister checklist that will automatically tick itself off for each and every Little Mister you get! Find amazing anomalies including:

Mr Lie! You won't believe the stuff this guy comes up with!

Mr Mad! We guarantee he'll be the friend you only ever imagined!

Mr Stripes! If Facebook think they have your data ready for sale, they've got another think coming!

As always these products are in limited supply, so be sure to call the number on your screen now, and don't miss out!
_{Disclaimer: Advertishark and Advertishark party limited are not responsible for the disappearance and/or delivery failure of Mr Lost.}

Advertised product: SCP-001 - [REDACTED]
SCP-4499: [SENSITIVE INFORMATION EXPUNGED]
Note from O5-█: How SCP-4499 obtained this information is currently being treated as an alpha-level containment breach. All involved personnel have been given class-A amnestics.

Addendum 4499/A.2: Unusual documented activity
On ██/█/20██, surveillance equipment monitoring SCP-4499's MPA detected audio patterns consistent with speech. Video recording confirms the following conversation occurred exclusively between two SCP-4499 instances, designated SCP-4499-1 and SCP-4499-2.

SCP-4499-1: I dunno, man, I just don't think a statue that kills you when you blink has much of a market.
SCP-4499-2: No no trust me: this thing is cool. I can name 10, 20 anomalous zoos that would kill to have one of these things!
SCP-4499-1: Dude it literally smears faeces everywhere, nobody's paying to see that. Besides, it won't do anything if everyone's watching it.
SCP-4499-2: Shit, you've got a point. What about that chainsaw that turns inanimate objects into ghosts?
SCP-4499-1: I think you've got something there - imagine the aesthetic appeal for goths, or haunted house owners.
SCP-4499-2: Yeah, that's my angle. Here's what I've got so far:
[SCP-4499-2 makes a sound resembling a throat clear]
SCP-4499-2: Have you ever looked at the bright, colorful world around you and thought "this happy-go-lucky crap is really cramping my vibe"? Then do we have the product for you! Introducing the chain-saw: the number one product for making what you see, what you saw!"
SCP-4499-1: Oh that's nice, man. Loving the tongue-in-cheek slogan, really catchy.
SCP-4499-2: Yeah, I think I've got a best seller here. Commission's gonna be through the roof! Definitely gotta see what Steve has to say about this.
[Both SCP-4499 instances depart and the conversation ends.]
Concluding Statement: No further conversations have been recorded between any SCP-4499 instances. Foundation attempts to identify the chainsaw in question are ongoing.