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SCP-4742

Item #: SCP-4742

アイテム番号: SCP-4742

Object Class: Safe

オブジェクトクラス: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4742 is stored in a standard low-security containment locker. Excess dorayaki produced by SCP-4742 is to be used for feeding of sustenance-requiring anomalies.

特別収容プロトコル: SCP-4742は標準低脅威収容ロッカーに保管されています。SCP-4742によって過剰生成されたどら焼きは、栄養を必要とするアノマリーの食料に運用されます。

Description: SCP-4742 is a 1.5 m tall plastic statue of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name. SCP-4742 produces one hundred loaves of dorayaki¹ per day at varying intervals from a small aperture in its abdomen, which is deposited into its "pouch". Examination of the inside of SCP-4742 reveals that it is composed of machinery designed for the manufacturing of dorayaki from its raw ingredients. The source of these ingredients is unknown; therefore, it is believed that SCP-4742 violates the law of conservation of mass. Attempts to observe the process have failed due to the fact that SCP-4742 halts production of dorayaki when not fully intact.

説明: SCP-4742は同名の日本国の商標キャラクターである"ドラえもん"を模した高さ1.5mのプラスチックの像です。SCP-4742の異常性は腹部のポケット型の袋の中の小さな開口部から、様々な間隔で1日あたり100個のどら焼き²を生成します。SCP-4742の内部を調査した結果、原料からどら焼きを生成するために設計された機械で製造されていることが判明しています。これらの原料の出所が不明である為、SCP-4742は質量保存の法則を無視していると考えられています。SCP-4742が完全に無傷でない場合にどら焼きの生産を停止した為、製造工程を観察する試みは失敗しました。

The dorayaki produced is non-anomalous; however, those who consume it report it to be of exceptional quality.

生成されたどら焼きは異常性を持ち合わせていませんが、それを摂食した人物はそれが非常に美味であると認識します。³

UPDATE: On 2008-09-28, SCP-4742 was lost following a Chaos Insurgency raid on Site-11. Efforts to relocate SCP-4742 are deemed low-priority.

更新:2008年9月28日、サイト-11でのカオス・インサージェンシーの襲撃後にSCP-4742が失われました。SCP-4742を奪還する為の作戦は優先度が低いと見なされます。

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Closeup of SCP-4742 circuitry

Item #: SCP-4742

アイテム番号: SCP-4742

Object Class: Safe Keter

オブジェクトクラス: Safe Keter

Special Containment Procedures: There are currently no feasible means of fully containing SCP-4742 with the Foundation's available resources. Provisional Area-4742 has been established at the former Insurgency base surrounding SCP-4742 for observation of the main body and communication with the entity. No efforts to destroy the main body of SCP-4742 are to be carried out.

Under no circumstances is any imagery related to the Chaos Insurgency to enter Provisional Area-4742.

ATTACHED NOTICE: URGENT SECURITY ALERT

Since 2012-04-02, Foundation personnel have reported receiving suspicious messages from a number of secure Foundation addresses. The bodies of such messages were found to contain lethal cognitohazardous imagery and phrases. Due to a correlation between the frequency of these messages and the activity of SCP-4742, it is believed that SCP-4742 is responsible for the generation of these messages.
For your safety:
Change your account password immediately.
Report all suspicious activity, of your account and of others, to the Department of Informational Security.
Access Foundation-secure networks only when Stonewall-Pine cognitohazard censors are in effect.
Do not open any suspicious messages.

Description: SCP-4742 is a sapient intelligence contained within a massive mechanical expanse located at Provisional Area-4742. The main body of SCP-4742 contains numerous visual aspects reminiscent of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name.

SCP-4742 exhibits thaumaturgic, ectoentropic, and cognitohazardous properties. Due to the magnitude of these abilities, SCP-4742 is effectively a Type Green entity, although it has no noticeable effect on Hume levels and does not respond to Scranton Reality Anchors. SCP-4742 is sapient and exhibits highly developed intelligence, manifesting in numerous communication attempts with Foundation personnel, all of which have ended in violent reactions from the entity. All attempts to destroy the main body have failed and resulted in increasingly hostile responses from SCP-4742.

Developed by the Insurgency in 2010, it is believed that SCP-4742 produced anomalous weaponry for the organization on a massive scale. Anomalous modifications by the Insurgency have almost completely repurposed the original form of SCP-4742, though elements of it remain in certain locations. Since the events of 2012-03-31, SCP-4742 has halted all production of weaponry.

The weaponry produced by SCP-4742 is believed to be related to a spike in aggressive Insurgency activity since 2010.

Addendum 4742-1: SCP-4742 was originally a Safe-class object that produced one hundred dorayaki⁴ a day. On 2008-09-03, a Chaos Insurgency raid on Site-118 resulted in the loss of 13 anomalies, including SCP-4742. It is believed that over the course of two years, the Insurgency subjected SCP-4742 to numerous anomalous modifications until it became capable of its current operations.

On 2012-03-31, at 0010 hours GMT, Foundation entropic detectors in the southeast Pacific detected a sharp spike in ectoentropic activity. Triangulating the origin revealed the presence of a small, previously undiscovered island 500 km north of the Marquesas Islands. Theorizing the area to be the location of SCP-4742, MTF Nu-1 ("Boxkillers") was mobilized and deployed. Upon arrival, fifty-three deceased Insurgency operatives were found. Autopsy reports reveal that each expired due to multiple organ failure likely caused by spontaneous cardiac displacement. Numerous antiperceptual engines were discovered, all of which appear to have violently exploded, believed to have powered the antiperceptual field hindering the site's discovery. SCP-4742 in its current form was located at 0205 hours.

You have one (1) new message

DATE: 06/04/2012
FROM: UNKNOWN <tni.noitadnuof.pcs|2szkwgq28k#tni.noitadnuof.pcs|2szkwgq28k>
TO: Dr. Adebiyi Ogundimu <tni.noitadnuof.pcs|umidnugoa#tni.noitadnuof.pcs|umidnugoa>
SUBJECT: no subject

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Drain beans and cover with another 500 mL water.
Bring to boil, reduce heat to low and simmer for 2 hours until soft.
Combine beans with 297 grams white sugar over medium-high heat. Stir until paste is formed.
Cool at 35° F for at least 1 hour.
I must press the button.
Combine 3 eggs with 123 g white sugar. Whisk vigorously.
Dissolve 2 g baking soda in 44.36 mL water. Add to egg mixture.
I must press the button.
I was built to press the button.
This is all I am meant to do.
Gradually add 110 g flour.
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On 2012-06-04, 0322 hours GMT, an unidentified self-propelled projectile launched from SCP-4742. Information on the nature of this projectile is limited, but it is presumed an act of aggression from SCP-4742 and capable of large-scale destruction.
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SCP-4742

Item #: SCP-4742

Object Class: Keter Euclid (provisional)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4742 is stored in a standard high-security containment chamber. Any deviation in behavior or appearance of SCP-4742 must be reported to Site High Command.

By order of the Overseer Council, no testing with SCP-4742 is to take place.

Description: SCP-4742 is a 1.5 m tall plastic statue of the character Doraemon from the Japanese franchise of the same name. SCP-4742 produces one hundred loaves of dorayaki⁵ per day at varying intervals from a small aperture in its abdomen, which is deposited into its "pouch". Examination of the inside of SCP-4742 reveals that it is composed of machinery designed for the manufacturing of dorayaki from its raw ingredients. The source of these ingredients is unknown and there is no evidence of external inputs; therefore, SCP-4742 violates the law of conservation of mass. Attempts to observe the process have failed due to the fact that SCP-4742 halts production of dorayaki when not fully intact.

The dorayaki produced is non-anomalous; however, those who consume it report it to be of exceptional quality.

Addendum 4742-1: History

From its initial discovery on 2006-04-21 to its seizure by the Chaos Insurgency on 2008-09-28, SCP-4742 was a Safe-class object in a form near-identical to its current state, producing one hundred loaves of dorayaki per day. After its rediscovery on 2012-03-31 in a heavily modified form, SCP-4742 was subsequently reclassified as Keter.

SCP-4742 was provisionally reclassified as Euclid following the events of 2012-06-04.

At 0322 hours GMT, the main body of SCP-4742 deployed a self-propelled projectile, initially presumed to be an act of hostility.

At 0323 hours, the projectile landed at the coordinates 36.5122° N, 136.9006° E with no immediate effect.

At 0325 hours, Foundation operatives discovered an object visually identical to SCP-4742's original form at the landing site of the projectile in the city of Nanto, Toyama Prefecture, Japan.

At 0326 hours, the main body of SCP-4742 ceased all signs of activity. The object discovered at the landing site was subsequently reclassified as SCP-4742.

Further analysis of SCP-4742 has revealed the presence of mechanical elements resembling that of its previously modified form; however, they are believed to have been rendered permanently inactive. The behavior of SCP-4742 is now identical to its behavior prior to its seizure by the Insurgency.

Footnotes

1. A type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste.

2. 小豆のペーストを詰めたパンケーキの一種。

3. 訳注: 原文: those who consume it report it to be of exceptional quality.

4. A type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste.

5. A type of Japanese pancake filled with red bean paste.

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