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Sometimes you'll wake up... 時々目を覚ました時...

You’ll look outside, and the weather is bad
You’ll comb your hair, you’ll brush your teeth
You’ll smell the air and you'll stress eat a feast
You’ll slip on your shirt, and your shoes, and your bags
You'll go through the door, and you sigh, and you sag
外を見てみりゃ、天気が悪い
髪をとかして、歯磨きをする
韻ふめん

You’ll keep your head down and the world will look dark
But you might bump your head and look up with a start!
“There’s a doctor,” you’ll say, “dressed in colors so bright!
And they’re standing so tall, and so strong in their might!”
But they’re soft and they’re kind and they’ll take you by hand,
And they’ll whisk you away to a much better land

Filled with coasters and fire and glamor and rides
Filled with ice cream and cookies and hot dogs and pies!
And you’ll see great performers that climb onto stages
Halls filled with gadgets, great masters and pages
You’ll be pulled right out of your usual laze
You’ll shudder and twitch and you’ll stand, so amazed
“How did I never know of this,” you’ll ponder
“This world so filled with amazement and Wonder?”

The doctor leans down, wraps their arm around
When they open their mouth out comes Wondrous sound
“It’s nowhere new, silly, it is where you are!
You needed a break from the glum and sub-par
In the back of your room, in the back of your head
In the pages of fantasy books that you read
The world is so cluttered with sadness and waste
And it grinds ‘til your brain is a soft mushy paste
So when you need it happy, to get your hands clapping
When you need some presents in neon pink wrapping
You just close your eyes, you think of balloons
You think of big bubbly, kind squishy goons

“When your world is down and you’re needing escape,
Know in your head is a Wonderful place”

ワンダーテインメント博士のハブへようこそ！!

ワンダーテインメント博士とは?

ワンダーテインメントは、異常で不思議な子供向けおもちゃを作る玩具メーカーです。

ワンダーテインメントのルーツはこのサイトの歴史の中でもかなり早く、シリーズⅠのスーパー・ペーパーまで遡ることができます。 Since then, it has evolved to fit some very key concepts:

• ワンダーテインメントは資本主義である。
• ワンダーテインメントは子供向けの玩具を作る。
• ワンダーテインメント博士は子供っぽく遊び心がある。
• Whether or not the previous bullet point is a façade is up for debate.

"ワンダーテインメント博士"は会社かもしれないし、個人かもしれないし、会社を経営している個人かもしれません。しかし、最も重要なことは、ワンダーテインメント博士は魔法のような存在であり、おもちゃを作っている、ということです。それが安全とは言えないものでも、子供の想像(or want)を超えたものでも、ワンダーテインメントの基盤はおもちゃを作っているということです。 Interpretations range from being warm-hearted and kind to either straight up terrible or more than a little misguided. However their intentions / grasp on the world is perceived, they are inarguably tied to children and child-like behaviors.

では、どのようにワンダーテインメント博士を書けばよいか？これはバカげているように聞こえるかもしれないが…信じてくれ…楽しめば良い。楽しんで書いたほうが良い、そこに何か理由が要りますか？ Yes, you should have fun writing anything, because then what's the point? Specifically with Wondertainment though, I believe that the primary way to write it well is to not worry about logic. If you're going to write a Wondertainment toy, it has to be fuckin' fun. Make your reader want that toy. If you're going to write a tale, make it over the top. Put a shit ton of corgis in it. Make there be a dictator that rules over candy. Even when it gets dark, hide it behind a veneer of fun.

When whimsy goes wrong, it's still whimsy. And Dr. Wondertainment is 100% whimsy, to its core. That's what Wondertainment is all about. If you're an aspiring Dr. Wondertainment writer, your main job is to go nuts, kid.

[+] Dr. Wondertainment CSS Theme [+]

To use the Dr. Wondertainment CSS theme, copy the following into the top of your article:

[[module CSS]]
@import url(/component:wondertainmenttheme/code/1);
[[/module]]

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-お話-

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タイトル	著者
ミスター・くびなし	Salman Corbette
ミスター・かちゃかちゃ	DrGears
ミスター・おかね	Tanhony
ミスター・うそっぱち	Salman Corbette
ミスター・ぷんすか	thedeadlymoose
幕間その1	Salman Corbette
ミスター・しましま	TroyL
ミスター・███████████	DrEverettMann
ミスター・ムーン	Anaxagoras
ミスター・ぶきよう	Tanhony
ミスター・にんむ	Dr Gerald
幕間その2	Salman Corbette
ミスター・うもう	Sophia Light
ミスター・おわらい	Alias Pseudonym does not match any existing user name
ミスター・みやび	(User Deleted)
ミスター・ブラス	GrandEnder
ミスター・あまあま	thedeadlymoose
ミスター・おさかな	Dexanote
おわり	Salman Corbette
エピローグ	Anaxagoras
ボス（レディ）のお手伝い	Djoric
The Super-Cool Road Trip Adventure	Djoric
Adventuring Interlude	Djoric
Memory Of Days Long Past	Djoric
The Real Adventures in Capitalism	Djoric
The Toyman And The Doctor	Randomini
yes	Randomini
Empty Unmarked Grave	Randomini
不思議の国のブラックウッド卿	Raddagher&Uncle Nicolini
Cornelius the Collector	DarkStuff
We Stopped Making Socks (But What If We Made Something Better?)	Ellie3
When It Rains, It Pours	Captain Kirby
We Just Make Toys	DarkStuff
To Think I've Spent My Whole Life Waiting	DarkStuff
I Don't Get It, I Functioned Before	DarkStuff
You Can't Win Them All	DarkStuff
Be Strange or Be Forgotten	DarkStuff
Sometimes the Best Intentions are in Need of Redemption	DarkStuff
Life's a Show	DarkStuff
...And I'm the Star!	DarkStuff
Back in Habit	DarkStuff
Pepper's Lament	DarkStuff
Souls & Somas	DarkStuff
Deceptive Cadence	DarkStuff
And I Think To Myself...	DarkStuff
Everything Will Be Okay	DarkStuff
Holding an Umbrella but the Sun's Still Shining	DarkStuff
Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All?	Elogee Fishtruck does not match any existing user name
Wonder World Dossier	Uncle Nicolini
City of Wonder™	DrChandra
We're All Mad Here	DrChandra
New Life	DarkStuff
The Really Really Real Adventures in Capitalism	DarkStuff
Old Business	MaliceAforethought
A Fancy Dinosaur	TwistedGears
A Little Lollipop	DrChandra
A Shift at The Factory	TwistedGears
An Initial Report	Wakawaaa does not match any existing user name
Costume Change	TheGlyphstone
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales	CryogenChaos
’父さん’、あんたは遅すぎた	SoullessSingularity
Dark and Disquieting	DrChandra
夜は暗く、地は冷たかった。	Uncle Nicolini
Dr. Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment, V is Displeased With Her Happy Meal	devonmartin
Dr. Wondertainment Goes Out With A Bang	TheBlueHour
土塊の帝国（パート１）	Djoric
[http://scp-jp.wikidot.com/土塊の帝国（パート3）]	Djoric
Ex Nihilo Nihil	MaliceAforethought
Family Business	Riemann
Fragmented Memory 1289	Baronjoe
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage	DrChandra
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents	DrChandra
GOC, or that guy with a gun fetish	Cerastes
Histories	Djoric
Holding On	Jack Ike
How Is Your Name?	DrChandra
I Am Wonderful	Captain Kirby
無垢	Roget
Interlude: An Excerpt	Drewbear
Interlude: A Special Letter	Drewbear
Interviews with Prospective Groups of Interest	MrWrong
Miss Heir	TwistedGears
Mission Statement	Dr Reach
虹色(笑)法とかいうやつ	ch00bakka
MTF Whiskey-Tango	DrLeibowitz
Museum of Idiots	Roget
Nobody Wants To See You Succeed	DeviantDharma
パイロット版	zaratustra
静かな日々	Dmatix
Rough Beast	zaratustra
Scenes from Site-64	Jacob Conwell
SCPの詩	A Fat Ghost
SCP-REDD	TwistedGears
ミスター・おさかなとの7日間	Uncle Nicolini
ヴェール無き世界の断片集	Nykacolaquantum
Spark of Wonder	HotCocoaNerd
Strange Things Happen at Sea	Agent MacLeod
Sympathy for an Empath	Azzleflux does not match any existing user name
The 12 Days of Site 87's Christmas	Ihp
The Good Captain Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor	Bunton
来訪者と秘書	CryogenChaos
The Streamliner	TheBlueHour
The Tinkerer	weizhong
they'll always find a Way in	Ellie3
Timing	Roget
To Never Again See The Light Of Day	djkaktus
トータル・リコール	Salman Corbette
Transparent	Roget
Unshelved	Ihp
What Did I Come Down Here For?	(user deleted)

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-事業-

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タイトル	著者
キャロル#055: 工房	RockTeethMothEyes
Extradimensional Purchase: "Wondertainment Vacation Spot!"	Ellie3
'Lego MiniThinkers' (8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2)	Moklin
ORIA 覚書083 プロジェクト「後見」に関して	Eskobar
何者でも関係ない	Baronjoe
ワンダーテインメント第十六寄贈品	Dr Reach
'Somatic Backups' (SOM64/B2DI5/3GYO7)	DrChandra

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-チャプターブック-

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タイトル	著者
テイルズ・オブ・ミスター・コレクター	Salman Corbette
Adventures in Capitalism Hub	Djoric
クールな戦争	Randomini
Very-a-Firend Hub	DarkStuff
What a Wonderful World Hub	DarkStuff

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-おもちゃ-

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ジム・ノースの提言	Jim North
SCP-111	Adam Henderson
SCP-445	CryogenChaos
SCP-527	djkaktus
SCP-549	Skali Sharpnose
SCP-591	LurkD
SCP-609	Silberescher
SCP-629	Roget
SCP-644	TyGently
SCP-846	Tanhony
SCP-905	Salman Corbette
SCP-909	Salman Corbette
SCP-913	Salman Corbette
SCP-917	Salman Corbette
SCP-920	Salman Corbette
SCP-949	Tanhony
SCP-958	TwistedGears
SCP-1007	Doctor Flibble
SCP-1068	Boulder Smolder
SCP-1079	Buns
SCP-1103	VAElynx
SCP-1194	Bunton
SCP-1224	Drewbear
SCP-1373	minmin
SCP-1508	Roget
SCP-1544	MagikYeti
SCP-1550	Adam Henderson
SCP-1553	HammerMaiden
SCP-1564	Communism will win
SCP-1642	Salman Corbette
SCP-1696	eric_h
SCP-1799	Roget
SCP-1842	weizhong
SCP-1908	Roget
SCP-1916	Smapti
SCP-1938	Roget
SCP-1997	Ink Asylum
SCP-2057	AdeliaSemifore
SCP-2148	TwistedGears
SCP-2201	weizhong
SCP-2210	A Random Day
SCP-2228	LordMetalton
SCP-2284	TwistedGears
SCP-2287	Voct
SCP-2356	Dr Rignaros
SCP-2396	kinchtheknifeblade
SCP-2428	TwistedGears
SCP-2445	djkaktus
SCP-2514	mlister
SCP-2757	shades2538
SCP-2795	deku_link
SCP-2855	TyGently
SCP-2923	Shaggydredlocks
SCP-2933	djkaktus
SCP-2983	Uncle Nicolini
SCP-2991	Dr Hysteria
SCP-3147	Jim North
SCP-3301	djkaktus
SCP-3537	Dramps
SCP-3551	Baronjoe
SCP-3585	surbet11
SCP-3871	FMDev does not match any existing user name
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SCP-3938	Baronjoe
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SCP-4046	Uncle Nicolini
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SCP-4118	Kaneurysm
SCP-4139	Gibbon Man
SCP-4225	Kothardarastrix
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SCP-4468	DarkStuff
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その他

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タイトル	著者
文書: 2424-009-G	LurkD
Document 4876-A	Baronjoe
ワンダーテインメント博士 ハブ	DarkStuff
V1L3-J-追加実験記録	Stallmantic

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