Crocketのダウンボートページ(原題:Crocket's Downvote Page)

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USE THE MODULE FOR DOWNVOTING

Item #: SCP-DNVT
アイテム番号: SCP-DNVT

Object Class: Worthy of Downvotes
オブジェクトクラス: 反対票に値する

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-DNVT is to be sealed in a titanium downvote, which is to be repeatedly downvoted by 17 D-Class (Downvote class) personnel repeatedly. Anyone who upvotes this page has the big stinky and will be called a dingus, and then promptly apologized to.
特別収容プロトコル: SCP-DNVTはチタンの反対票に密封され、17名のDクラス(Downvote class)職員によって繰り返しダウンボートされます。このページに賛成票をする人は強烈な臭いを放ち、アレと呼ばれ、そして即座に謝罪します。

Description: SCP-DNVT is the author page of Crocket_Lawnchair on the SCP wiki. For some unknown reason, Crocket_Lawnchair had demanded that any and all personnel downvote this page. He has even made the joke of downvoting this page unfunny, as to ensure more downvotes. This is not reverse psychology. Crocket_Lawnchair does not want upvotes. He seeks true downvote.
説明: SCP-DNVTはSCPwiki上に存在する Crocket_Lawnchairの著者ページです。未知の理由によりCrocket_Lawnchairはすべての職員がこのページに反対票を投じることを要求していました。彼は

Addendum: Pages made by Crocket_Lawnchair. Listed below are several other pages made by Crocket_Lawnchair. The current leading theory on Crocket_Lawnchair's need for downvotes is the mediocrity of these pages. Along with these pages are messages written by Crocket_Lawnchair. Further study is underway.
補遺:

SCP-3459: Phobia Plague. This was my first article on the site. I'm surprised it's still on the site, as I wouldn't call it anything special. But I guess it's mediocre enough to survive.

SCP-3947: Robber Duckies. I consider 3947 to be my first true article. The idea I was trying to get across is a bit ham-fisted in hindsight, but whateva. Also the only reason it's on the site is because Gigachad Doctor Cimmerian edited it for me and made it real good. :thumbs_up_emoji:

SCP-4201: Pizza of Mass Destruction. I look at this article and all I see is wasted potential. I tried to take a silly concept and underplayed it with melodramatic nonsense. It's my only independent work I consider "good", but it's more like mediocre.

henzoid-crocket-s-proposal-j: Now this right here is something I’m truly happy with. Born from dumb fan fiction joke, Me and Henzoid just ran wild with the idea. He really ran the show, writing the bulk of the article, and I couldn’t have made anything like this without him.