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Access Dr. Blank's Personnel File

In a rat-proof, rain-proof dug-out (and it's splinter-proof as well)

Where we got the stuff to build it is a thing I mustn't tell,

But we've made it strong and solid, and we're cosy, rain or shine,

In our happy little dug-out on the firing line.

— Edgar W. McInnis

Welcome to Site-43! We're different.

Looking for scary monsters in solid boxes? This place isn't for you. Looking to feed people into a meat grinder? You'll have better luck at Site-19. Looking for a relaxed backwater full of eccentric academics, and a chance to try out some crazier containment techniques? Come see what we get up to down below.

There's a few things you need to know before you get settled in. First of all, have you got any reflective objects on your person? Anything made of glass, or clear plastic? We're gonna have to confiscate those. No, they should have told you before you arrived. See, there's a mirror monster loose in the compound, and the best part is, that's intentional.

It might take you some time to get used to this place. Why not ride the Inter-Sectional Subway System and check out Intake Point Nine-Four, in the middle of Lake Huron? It's all glassed-in, and it's quite a view. Maybe you'll spot one of the underwater panthers that are loose on the lakebed! That's also intentional.

We handle containment differently at Site-43. We have to, because we can't actually take on more super-dangerous anomalies. We've still got quite a few, but they're the ones we can't move. After the annual magic gunk refinery explosions started happening, we…

Hey! Where are you going?

I'm glad you decided to stay. I have some stories to tell you about this place, and the people who work here, and the people who don't work here anymore. We keep a lot of secrets down here in the dark.

Right now, there's two things dominating most of our time. On the one hand, we're fighting a shadow war with an ancient Austrian memeticist society (no, seriously). On the other hand, we're trying to catch a less-ancient American memeticist corporation (yes, seriously). Of course there's a lot more than that going on; it's a big, weird Site. Maybe you'll bring us some new stories. Maybe they won't even be about memes. Please, let them not be about memes.

+ SERIES: Words of Power and Poison, by HarryBlank et al

- The falcon cannot hear the falconer...

Phase One:

Adventures in Acroamatic Abatement

SCP-5056: The Constant Companions

by HarryBlank

Yeah, let's start with this one. It's a good introduction to the way things work in this place. Okay, so there's this janitor, and his visible friend, right? They're gonna die of old age here.

SCP-5056 Experiment and Incident Reports

by HarryBlank

Hey, that's the Site Director! He's been the Site Director for more than twenty years, minus a two-week period where… hahaha, oh man, funny story. Okay, maybe not funny, but…

SCP-5109: The One-Time Password

by HarryBlank

We don't talk about this one much anymore. It looked like it was gonna be the Next Big Thing, but then there was that unfortunate business with the bombs, and… well.

SCP-5243: The Breach that Keeps On Breaching

by HarryBlank

Ugh, is it that time of year again? Go into your room, lock the door, and if you hear explosions, don't worry about it. They're old explosions.

The Significant Others, Part "A"

by HarryBlank

So, you remember the mirror monster? About that mirror monster…

The Significant Others, Part "B"

by HarryBlank

I hope things turn out well for the janitor, he's a pretty swell dude.

Phase Two:

The Past is a Foreign Element

SCP-5382: The Cure, and What Ails You

by HarryBlank

You want to hear about how this place got started? Oh, sure, it's an interesting story. A long, interesting story. A long interesting story about a textually-transmitted disease and the pseudoscience ads that have cured it for four hundred years. Do I have your attention yet?

SCP-5494: The Lords of the Beneath World

by HarryBlank

How about those underwater panthers, eh? Can you believe it, they actually tried to capture them back when they were building the Site. Hahaha. Boy, that turned out well.

SCP-5520: The Rabbit Hole

by HarryBlank

Come here for a second. You see that door? That one, right there? Don't ever open that door. Why? Because it leads to a gigantic ravine and a gigantic underground factory. They say it's haunted. And then they get amnesticized, because it's SECRET haunted!

Phase Three:

Atypical Containment

The B&B Decommission

by HarryBlank

Have you met Dr. Blank and Dr. Bradbury? They used to be quite the team, back in the day. They're quite the team again, thanks to what happened during that whole General Bowe disaster. You didn't hear about that? It's a great object lesson in why our way works.

Secure Facility Dossier: Site-43

by HarryBlank

I think you're ready for the big picture. It's got lots of small pictures in it, if you get bored.

Dead Dogs, Magic Mounties

by HarryBlank

Are you a history buff? Yeah, not a lot of people are. But the history of this place is truly wacko, so I think it's worth taking a dive into. Just don't breathe too deep.

Everything You Need to Know About Acroamatic Abatement But Were Too Confused by the Name to Ask

by HarryBlank

Don't believe the title. You're not gonna learn how to break down esoteric effluence by reading this. You might just learn how to become a better researcher, though.

Phase Four:

Back to the Present

SCP-5618: The Dead End

by HarryBlank

So, keep this under your hat, but we might be in an alternate reality. Yeah, it's 5243's fault. Yeah, a lot of things are, around here.

SCP-5751: The Last Word

by HarryBlank

I've decided I'm never going to die. When you die, all the awful shit you deleted comes back to haunt you in CD-ROM form. Not even joking. There's a file on it and everything.

SCP-5866: The Namesnake

by HarryBlank

Have you seen Dr. Corbin lately? She seems really down; Theology and Teleology is a depressing field. I hear they're getting some cool new bones, maybe that'll cheer her up.

The Huron Carol

by HarryBlank

It's that time of year again. Apparently. It's hard to tell when you're stuck underground, surrounded by sick people. Merry whatever! Keep your distance, please.

Phase Five:

Around the World in Sixteen Tales

(And Two SCPs)

The Time After Time Password [Ongoing!]

by HarryBlank

This place doesn't exist in a vacuum. There's a whole world of Sites out there! And we saved their asses. It's classified as all hell, but that's the short version. There is a long version.

SCP-5956: THEREISNOCANNON

by Placeholder McD and HarryBlank

So "magic explosions happen here annually" is the short version. "Magic timeline shenanigans happen here often" is the longer version. The longest version is also… really upsetting.

SCP-5756: The Constant Reminder

by Placeholder McD

It's really sad, what happened to Dr. Deering… but don't tell his brother. It's really sad what happened to him, too. They have that in common; it's basically the only thing they share.

Phase Six:

The Past is a Foreign Country…

The Good Work

by HarryBlank

People say this place was founded by two men who were very close, for a very long time. People say a lot of things about those two; they're the only ones who really knew the truth.

Graduation, Part 1 of 2: Dissertation

by HarryBlank

Have you ever wondered how someone comes to work at the Foundation? No, of course not, you do work at the Foundation! Well, I bet everyone else wonders. At least a little bit.

Graduation, Part 2 of 2: Defence

by HarryBlank

What was your first anomaly? Did you stumble on it in the wild, or did you get to see it behind glass, where it couldn't hurt you? Did you take a chance, and risk it all?

SCP-5054-EX: The Memetic Myth of Joe Who?

by HarryBlank

Not many people who work here are remembered once they're gone. Conversely, not many people who don't work here are forgotten. Sometimes these things dovetail.

SCP-5162: The Weight

by HarryBlank

Everybody who works here has a story. Some of them are funny, most of them are sad, a few of them are scary, but very few are boring. Some of them are harder to classify.

Phase Seven:

…They Do Things Differently There

SCP-5238: The Ship of Dreams

by HarryBlank

Not many people bring a bona-fide anomaly with them to the Foundation when they're hired. That's, like, a reverse signing bonus! Anyway, ask Dr. Blank about ocean liners.

SCP-5295: The Person-to-Personal Computer

by HarryBlank

People working in IT have it rough, so it's no wonder some of them snap under the pressure. Chief Marroquin, though, he snapped in style — 1990s Apple Macintosh style.

SCP-5281-D: The Man of the Hour

by HarryBlank

There's no D-class at Site-43, and we treat our humanoids well. Even we have our limits, however, and wouldn't you know it? Child cannibalism is one of them.

SCP-5379: The Taped Confession

by HarryBlank

VKTM takes up a lot of our time here; we've hired a lot of researchers for their file. Dr. McInnis seems to have a special interest, even though he isn't project head… wonder why.

Phase Eight:

You Have to Laugh

SCP-5734: The Unverb

by ihp does not match any existing user name

We do a lot of memetics work at 43, and there's a reason for that: we're in a slow-burning war with the original memeticists. Watch your language around them, or you might lose it.

SCP-5416: The Lever

by HarryBlank

We've been finding a ton of these weird little objects that do big, terrible things lately. Sometimes we figure them out. Sometimes that's good. It wasn't, in this case.

SCP-5524: The Insatiable Semantic

by HarryBlank

Ever meet somebody with a stupid name? No, I mean a stupid name. No, I mean a really, really, really stupid name. Yes. No! Alright, you're not getting it. Here's what I mean.

The Lamest Story Never Told

by ihp does not match any existing user name

Not everyone has a story, if you ask me. Take Dr. Wettle. Please. Hahaha! But seriously, there's no explanation for why he is the way he is except personal failings. There can't be.

SCP-5616: The Woman in the Incinerator

by HarryBlank

Have you met Dr. Reynders? She's the easiest person in the entire Site to meet. She has no schedule, and she's always in the same place. Always. Since nineteen-forty-three.

Phase Nine:

It's Later Than You Think

SCP-6500: Inevitable

by Aethris, DarkStuff, Grigori Karpin, HarryBlank,
ihp does not match any existing user name, Placeholder McD, S D Locke

What would our world be like if all the strange, wonderful, horrible things were gone? We might be about to find out. Is it possible we've been doing things wrong this whole time?

SCP-5056 Audio Transcripts

by HarryBlank

Wow, seems like only yesterday I was introducing you to Phil and his mirror monster. Time flies when you're having fun, eh? Time hasn't flown for Phil very often.

SCP-5056: The Mirror Image

by HarryBlank

A lot has happened in the past year, and it's trickled all the way down to everyone's favourite sad-sack janitor. I think perhaps it's time to look back on what we've accomplished.

SCP-5729: The Ghost in the Shed

by HarryBlank

We all have strange childhood memories. Oh! That reminds me. You are required to report all strange childhood memories to the Spectrometry and Spectremetry Section ASAP.

SCP-5883: The Flip Side

by HarryBlank

If you've noticed anybody acting kinda weird lately, you should tell Dr. Lillihammer. Okay, I know, everyone here is already weird, but. I mean really weird. Like, Australian weird.

Phase Ten:

Edge Cases

SCP-6056: The Crumpening

by HarryBlank

Explosions are not a rarity at this Site. The thing is, we've gotten used to our explosions. Our explosions are scheduled. We do not approve of unscheduled explosions at this Site.

SCP-5243 Video Transcripts

by Placeholder McD and HarryBlank

Perhaps I should have clarified earlier. We don't approve of anything unscheduled in our regularly-scheduled magical meltdowns. Poor Dr. Wettle… and poor Dr. Zlatá?

CODE NAME: Pickman/Blank - The Frontispiece

by ihp does not match any existing user name and HarryBlank

Lake Huron Supply, Control, and Purification. S&C Plastics. How do we dare to be so overt? And what kind of a name is "The Secure, Contain, Protect Foundation" anyway? There's got to be something deeper going on. There's got to be a story here.

+ SERIES: Vikander-Kneed Technical Media, by Grigori Karpin et al

- Frightening words for a frightening world!

SCP-5889: AMnestic

by Dysadron and Grigori Karpin

Who says there's nothing good on the radio these days?

SCP-5904: Inhuman Resources

by Grigori Karpin

ALL-SECTIONS STAFF MEETING MINUTES [EXCERPT]

The next agenda item was SCP-5904, a set of memetic videotapes. Dr. Wettle was selected as lead researcher after remarking, without prompting, that he still owned a VHS player.

SCP-5897: History is Written by the VKTM

by Grigori Karpin

This ain't your daddy's history. Or your mommy's. Or maybe anybody's?

SCP-5379: The Taped Confession

by HarryBlank

VKTM takes up a lot of our time here; we've hired a lot of researchers for their file. Dr. McInnis seems to have a special interest, even though he isn't project head… wonder why.

SCP-5479: A Movie of You

by Grigori Karpin

We don't have D-Class at 43, but we're an outlier. They do have D-Class at 19, tons of them in fact, and VKTM noticed; this is what they did about it. Poor Dr. Whatserface.

SCP-5681: Gehenna Arcade

by Grigori Karpin and Vivarium

VKTM is really branching out. Did you see the pilot for their game show? Someone needs to explain to them that the "game" part doesn't mean "animals kept for hunting purposes."

SCP-5417: 'Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program

by PlaguePJP

These tapes are so much fun. First we get to find out what horrible thing they commited to film; then we get to find out what horrible thing it does to us. Every day is Christmas.

SCP-5698: Economic Migration

by Grigori Karpin

Ever feel like Groups of Interest exist to make our lives morally complicated? Half the time VKTM leaves me going "haha fuck yeah!" and half the time my lifespan is shortened.

A Culinary Broadcast

by FluffyDog00

What's more American than Thanksgiving? The closing ranks. The sharpened knives. The carving-up. The sheer consumption. Taking what you don't need! Taking it all.

SCP-5358: Vlorschidia

by winkwonkboi

You ever see one of those travel documentaries where it's almost like the documentarians got bored with real countries, and made up a fake one? No, you haven't. Not like this.

SCP-6123: VKTM Presents: Media And You

by Grigori Karpin

I used to think I wanted to know what made these people tick, what goes on in their weird alien brains. And then I found out. The goodie bags had better be worth it…

SCP-5974: The Interactive Fiction

by HarryBlank

There's a reason we don't cross-test anomalies: the results are unpredictable. There's a reason we wish anomalous media companies wouldn't cross-pollinate: this is that reason.

+ SERIES: Archetypicals, by Placeholder McD

+ Canadian Cont(ainm)ent: standalone stories by various authors

- Tales from the protectable kingdom

SCP-CASH4D-J: The People Person

by HarryBlank

Things sure have changed. Used to be they didn't think twice about feeding human beings into geometric meat grinders. Why'd they stop? Well, there's this underground urban legend…

SCP-5977: The Load-Bearing Members

by HarryBlank

Have you been to Toronto? Used the subway? There's some leftover anomalous shit in Museum Station. Okay, they say it's safe and all, but a load-bearing sculpture appears out of nowhere? You can't tell me that's normal. Even for us, that isn't normal.

SCP-5583: Skippy the Unicorn Has Had Enough of Your Shit

by Nickthebrick1 and HarryBlank

Ever thought it would be fun to hang out in a party restaraunt after dark? It isn't. Ever thought party restaurant animatronics are nightmarish? You shouldn't, unless you are one.

SCP-5486: Conjunction Immemorial

by Grigori Karpin and PlaguePJP

Do you have any idea how nightmarish this world is? When you see the monsters arrayed against us, when you have to find a way to fight them… never mind, we got this. Let's roll.

Danimals

by HarryBlank

Have you noticed that a lot of Foundation researchers and Persons of Interest are named Dan-something? Someone else seems to have noticed, and here's what they did about it.

SCP-5488: Ratings That Stick

by Nickthebrick1 and HarryBlank

Anomalous media is getting thoroughly out of hand. What's next? Slipcases that restore deleted scenes? Commercials that make you buy stuff? Rating stickers that change content?

It's real I swear

by HarryBlank

Parawatch is kind of a problem for us. No, not like that; they're easy to silence, and they're not great at digging stuff up. They are a magnet for anomalous awfulness, however.

SCP-6069: Cupid's Angels

by Nickthebrick1

Have you ever felt like all the love has gone out of the world? Whenabouts was that? When you felt it, yeah? No, I need to know the exact date. For the report.

One Spark, Four Flames

by Ralliston

What do you get when you cross a deer god, a Polish mage, two American mages, a Canadian theologist, and the storybook world of Sloth's Pit? Fire. You get fire.

SCP-6622: Beaver Power

by bigslothonmyface

"Canada? What have they got, anomalous maple syrup mooses?" No. First, the plural of "moose" is "moose." Second, what we've got is anomalous hydroelectric beavers.

The Martinet Effect

by HarryBlank

Dr. LeBlanc has been hanging out with Dr. Wettle for a long time, now. That can't be healthy for him. But maybe, just maybe, it can be healthy for Dr. Wettle…

SCP-6029: Cracked

by Nickthebrick1

There's always been a divide between the Global Occult Coalition and the SCP Foundation; our ideologies and approaches are incompatible. What could bridge that gap?

It may look a little crowded, and the roof's a trifle low,

But it's water-tight — or nearly — and it wasn't built for show,

And when Woolly Bears are crumping and the shrapnel sprays around,

You feel a whole lot safer if you're underneath the ground.

— Edgar W. McInnis

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Oh! Canada.

On Guard 43 is a canon centred around Site-43 in Ontario, Canada. It began as one set of interlinked tales and SCPs, but has since branched out to become more of a general setting. There are now three distinct "series" being written in On Guard 43:

Words of Power and Poison, HarryBlank's stories about Site-43's struggles against implacable, immemorial meme-wielding enemies;
Vikander-Kneed Technical Media, chronicling the antics of a terrifying, dangerous, and often darkly hilarious memetic media corporation created by Grigori Karpin;
Archetypicals, Placeholder McD's prestige drama about secondary characters answering a call to adventure from deep in interstellar/narrative space.

Want to write for this canon? You don't have to use the established characters — but you can! You don't have to contribute to existing storylines — but you can! (Except Archetypicals, that's self-contained.) You don't even need to write about Site-43 itself — though you can — as long as you're using some of the elements outlined in the next tab. You should think of this place as a set of storytelling tools. We've got a detailed, well-defined Site, a big ol' cast you can bend to your whims, and a generalized Canadian-ness that should satisfy your entirely inappropriate need to, say, create an actual Canadian branch.

This is a canon about real people in absurd situations. Click onward if that appeals to you at all.

Protecting the Peaceable Kingdom

SCP Foundation Lake Huron Research and Containment Site-43 is the long name of the largest Foundation facility in Canada. Site-43 has three specialities: the abatement of toxic materials generated by anomalous subjects in containment; the discovery of anomalous subjects attested in the historical record but not yet contained; and the preservation of consensus normalcy in the face of persistent memetic attacks from several distinct Groups of Interest.

Canada is a Foundation backwater, so Site-43 is set up differently from most other R&C facilities. Personnel are organized into pseudoacademic Sections and encouraged to engage in long-term collaborative research projects. Containment procedures are more creative than the norm; the intensity of supernatural activity in the Great Lakes region makes putting everything in boxes impractical, so more esoteric solutions are devised. Containment breaches are rare, D-class are nonexistent, and the sense of camaraderie is strong. People live at 43, and they don't all hate it.

One major focus of research is the ancient Austrian secret societies known as the schriftsteller and giftschreiber, memeticists focused on upholding or undermining the cause of universal order. For reasons as yet unknown, the giftschreiber have been conducting a sustained campaign against the Canadian government and Site-43 since the late 1960s. A good primer article is SCP-5054-EX.

Site-43 is also the centre of containment efforts for GoI-5889, Vikander-Kneed Technical Media. Absolutely nothing is known about the origins or motivations of this group, but their effect on the wider American media landscape is all too clear. VKTM produces media which drives people insane, picks away at their insecurities, pokes fun at their failings, and generally unsettles people to unclear ends. What's more, they seem all too aware that 43 is on their case. A good primer article is SCP-5889.

Time Periods: There are three main time periods covered by this canon, roughly defined:

The Past — From the introduction of the giftschreiber in the seventeenth century, through the foundation of Provisional Site-43 in the 1940s, to the retirement and death of its first director in 1997;
The Present — From the 1990s, when the present main cast began working at 43, to a floating period one or two years from our real-world moment;
The Future — the 2030s, wherein Archetypicals takes place.

Crossovers — On Guard 43 considers every canon that doesn't contradict most other canons to be… canon. If it doesn't shoot the setting into space, or break the Veil with kaiju, or say the Foundation never existed, it probably happened. That doesn't mean On Guard 43 exists in all those other universes; it doesn't need to work both ways. Crossing over with other canons is encouraged!

S&C Plastics in particular is a great fit. In fact, S&C Plastics is hard canon for On Guard 43. If you don't like Site-87, Site-43 probably isn't going to be for you.

Elements of Resurrection are hard canon. ETTRA, introduced in the Old Foes splinter, is a major component of Words of Power and Poison. As the New Faces splinter is hard canon to Old Foes, the whole kit and caboodle definitely happened in the context of On Guard 43.

AIAD, by virtue of the Limited Memory series which features Placeholder McDoctorate, is also hard canon.

Dramatis Personae

Site-43 Personnel (Active)

All-Sections Chief	Chief, Nexus Affairs Section
Mohawk warrior from the Kettle Point Reservation of Nexus-94. Cool, collected, a consummate professional. The primary link between the Site's Sections, and the communities surrounding it.
Blank, Dr. Harold Robert	Chair, Archives and Revision Section
Historian specializing in the discovery of anomalous objects attested in literary sources. Grouchy, sarcastic, fills all available space with snark. Good heart, poor grooming. Best friends with Dr. Lillihammer. Romantically linked with research partner Dr. Bradbury.
Bradbury, Dr. Melissa	Chair, Research and Experimentation Section
Site-43's chief generalist. Took an eighteen-year leave of absence after suffering a traumatic attack by SCP-5056. Much stronger than that makes her sound; most victims claw their eyes out. Romantically linked with Dr. Blank.
Deering, Philip Eugene	Technician JM64, Janitorial and Maintenance Section
Career janitor. No ambition, no ego, no hope of promotion. Gentle and good-natured, but capable of acts of bravery when necessary. One half of the SCP-5056 anomaly, constantly badgered by the other half: a mirror monster expressing affection for him via constant verbal abuse. In an extremely stable romantic relationship with Chief Torosyan.
Ibanez, Chief Delfina	Chief, Pursuit and Suppression Section
Diminutive leader of Site-43's Mobile Task Forces. Tough as nails, takes zero shit, leads by example and does not delegate.
Lillihammer, Dr. Lillian Shelby	Chair, Memetics and Countermemetics Section
Genius-level intellect. Master memeticist: discoverer, interpretor, neutralizer and creator. Always half a dozen steps ahead of everyone else. Lead researcher on Vikander-Kneed Technical Media. Antisocial and arrogant, but so incredibly competent that nobody begrudges it. Best friends with Dr. Blank.
McInnis, Dr. Allan James	Director
English-born American expatriate, educated at Eton College and trained at Site-91. Unflappable, stoic and standoffish, but not a harsh taskmaster. Calm under pressure. Gets the best out of his staff without excessive discipline due to his background in communications.
Ngo, Dr. Nhung Tran	Chair, Psychology and Parapsychology Section
Lead psychiatrist at Site-43, expert in both baseline human and anomalous psychology. Chipper and unbreakable, mentally and physically; martial arts expert as a necessary side-effect of interviewing difficult subjects.
Okorie, Dr. Udo Amara	Chief, Applied Occultism Section
English expatriate and heir to a long, proud line of magic gunk dotoxifiers. Youngest Section Chair, wunderkind. More competent than she realizes. Thaumaturge.
Reynders, Dr. Ilse Dorothea	Chief, Acroamatic Abatement Section
Time-frozen acroamatic abatement researcher from the 1940s, recently freed. Does not age, and has spent nearly eight decades becoming the Foundation's top mind in over a dozen fields. Eager for human connection after her confinement, but lacks intellectual peers.
Sokolsky, Dr. Daniil	Chief, Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority Section
Scheming, conniving, constantly-planning. Delights in Byzantine intrigue, in keeping ahead of the pack, in showing his colleagues up and embarrassing his enemies. Complexity addiction. Gratingly arrogant personality.
Torosyan, Chief Amelia Ohanna	Chief, Janitorial and Maintenance Section
Bright-eyed and earnest queen of the muck-moppers, thing-fixers and utility-minders. Boundless energy, inexhaustable reserves of empathy, rock solid. The far better half of Philip Deering.
Veiksaar, Chief Eileen Katrijn	Chief, Identity and Technocryptography Section
Jaded by decades of managing tech for squabbling academics. Had to expose her boss as a Maxwellist mole shortly after being hired; has developed a marked distaste for the unethical use of anomalies by Foundation staff. Formerly romantically linked to Dr. Lillihammer.
Wettle, Dr. William Wallace	Second Chair, Replication Studies Subsection
Crass, callous, abrasive, lazy and clumsy. Unimaginative. An unhappy American in a sea of Canadians. Prone to a potentially anomalous amount of bad luck. May have more to him than meets the eye; constant butt of pranks and insults, particularly at the hands of Dr. Blank.

Associated Personnel

███████, Dr. Daniel	Director, Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority
The first senior staff member to fly too close to the sun. Sentenced to death for intentionally breaching SCP-096's containment to make a point. Instead spent a decade crafting decommissioning proposals before masterminding the Foundation's defense against General George Bowe. Now in charge of coordinated responses to widespread emergencies for the entire Foundation, and atoning for the one decision which defined the rest of his life.
Asheworth, Dr. Daniel	Director, Site-120
Thaumaturge, alchemist, hotheaded and sometimes reluctant hero across many realities. Helped with the construction of the REISNO Cannon. Sometimes has trouble making himself understood.

Site-43 Personnel (Inactive)

Deering, Dr. Dougall Alton	Chair, Applied Occultism Section
Estranged brother of Philip. Died under mysterious circumstances in 2002, due to events entirely of his own making. His brother is unaware of his death.
Falkirk, Dr. Edwin Scott	All-Sections Chief, Pro-Tem Director
Obnoxious old-boys-club academic, strong believer in a firm hand, a sharp whip and a cold-hearted demeanour. Permanently comatose after an attack by SCP-5056 in 2003.
Rydderech, Dr. Wynn Rhys	Co-Director Emeritus
Inventor of acroamatic abatement and co-founder of Provisional Site-43. Lifetime partner with Dr. Scout, in every possible way. Retiring and nervous disposition, though quick to irritation. Now an anomalous reality bender living beneath the Site, continuing to neutralize esoteric effluence for the Foundation. Potentially immortal and mentally unstable.
Scout, Dr. Vivian Lesley	Director Emeritus
Pioneer of anomalous historical research and co-founder of Provisional Site-43. Long-lived Site Director, essentially the Foundation's chief operative in Canada. Creator of Nexus-94. Long-term partner of Dr. Rydderech and correspondent with Thilo Zwist. Presided over the expansion of all Site facilities, all hiring, and all training between 1943 and 1996. Died of advanced old age in 1997.

Persons of Interest

Zwist, Thilo	schriftsteller
Austrian memeticist from the seventeenth century, kept alive through unclear anomalous mechanisms in order to combat GoI-5054 (the giftschreiber). Nominally allied with Site-43 and the Foundation to counteract harmful memetic activity in North America. Has led a colourful life. May have trained apprentices.

Archetypicals Cast

Blank, Dr. Harold Robert	Director, Site-43
See above.
Dune, Dr. Jason "Jay"	Senior Researcher, Metafictional Anomalies Department
Appears uninterested most of the time. Said to be useful. Never seen without his notepad.
Forkley, Dir. Eli	Director, Department of Miscommunications
Linguistic magician, begrudging therapist. Ambitious, though not necessarily arrogant. Assisted Place in containment of SCP-INTEGER. Wants to prove his competence, mostly to himself.
Isabi, Dir. Yves	Director, Astrophysics Department
An optimist and daydreamer. Studies space, but has never paid a visit. Worked with Place in Site-15's Artificial Intelligence Applications Division almost five decades ago. Excited to explore, and to escape.
King, Madeleine	Junior Researcher, Mathematics Department
Competence is her passion, Mathematics is more of a hobby. Daughter of a well-known Director. Trying to live up to her name, with mixed results.
McDoctorate, Dir. Placeholder	Director; Pataphysics Dept., Archetypicals Division
Can always tell a good story. Inventor of the Placeholder Exploratory Engine, The REISNO Cannon, several Foundation AI conscripts, and the Narrative-Space-Time model of reality. Cursed by a nomenclative deity to have his identity rewritten. Defended Site-15 from a forgettable army. Trying to understand himself.
Saxon, Dr. Zachary Charles	Senior Researcher, Pataphysics Dept.
Professional, consistent, and occasionally irritable. Assistant Director of Pataphysics. Unafraid of Place — they're not necessarily friends, but they have a strong working relationship. Slight neat freak. Expert in dimensional Pataphysics, saved a species of half-fictional characters. Seeks appreciation.
Stern, Holly Dean	Systems Technician, Site-87
An independent thinker; will either prove you right or prove you wrong. Occasionally the smartest, but always the most rational in the room. Specializes in computer science and electrical engineering. Notably, friends with Dr. Saxon. Strives to be unbound by expectations.
Wettle, Dr. William Wallace	Chair, Research and Experimentation Section, Site-43
See above.

Timeline of Important Events

1620s

1622
1 April: PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist) born in Amstetten, Austria.

1640s

1644
Bavarian army enlists schriftsteller in the creation of weaponized memes for use in the Thirty Years War.

1645
2 May: Battle of Herbsthausen. Schriftsteller slaughtered by General Franz von Mercy.
3 August: Battle of Nordlingen. PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist) kills von Mercy.

1890s

1897
17 May: W. Rydderech invents acroamatic abatement.

1898
Occultist Morgan Robertson publishes The Wreck of the Titan: Or, Futility beginning a career of memetic attacks against the stability of worldwide order.

1900s

1905
13 September: V.L. Scout and W. Rydderech meet at Cardiff University, Wales.

1910s

1912
7 July: Dr. W. Rydderech joins the SCP Foundation.

1915
9 January: Dr. W. Rydderech founds the Acroamatic Abatement Group.
1 April: Dr. V.L. Scout joins the SCP Foundation.
5 April: Dr. Scout founds Project CLIO and inaugurates Historical Research Group CLIO-4 under the cover of the "Simpson Centre for Policy."

1916
28 October: SCP-5382 discovered.

1917
1 January: Dr. Lys Reynders succumbs to SCP-5382-B and expires.

1920s

1920
26 March: First contact between Dr. V.L. Scout and PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist).

1928
Native land around Lake Huron sold to developers.
17 October: Royal Commission on Extranormal Phenomena (Watts Commission) begins.

1930s

1931
1 July: Royal Commission on Extranormal Phenomena (Watts Commission) ends. Royal Canadian Mounted Police creates Occult and Supernatural Activities Taskforce (OSAT) under Superintendent Raynard Watts.

1936
Ipperwash Provincial Park created on indigenous land.

1940s

1942
Stony First Nation reservation expropriated by Canadian federal government under War Measures Act. Military Camp Ipperwash created.
1 April: Construction begins on Provisional Site-43 beneath Camp Ipperwash.
3 August: Nexus-94 created on First Nations reservations around Lake Huron.

1943
1 April: Provisional Site-43 completed.
31 December: Dr. Ilse Reynders trapped in the Anomalous Documents Disposal Chamber of Acroamatic Abatement Facility AAF-A.

1960s

1960
18 June: Containment breach incident involving Dr. W. Rydderech and SCP-███.

1964
17 March: Superintendent Raynard Watts of OSAT is killed by a loup-garou in Montréal, Québec.

1965
1 April: Site-43 is promoted from provisional status.

1966
14 November: Dr. W. Rydderech disappears, becoming SCP-5520.

1967
19 October: Agent Elizabeth Crocker assassinates O5-7. Panopticon Crisis begins.

1968:
3 January: Canadian government revokes the Foundation's right to operate Site-43.
7 January: OSAT attempts to breach Site-43, without success.
March 12: Dr. Izaak Okorie meets Thilo Zwist, who fashions a cryptomantic shield for the use of a new front company: Scout's Cargo Packing.
May: Elizabeth Crocker attacks a convoy utilizing Zwist's cryptomancy.
2 July: Site-03 Director Abrasha Sokolsky is forcibly ejected from the Soviet Union by Crocker.
Site-120 thaumaturge Anna Wójcik partners with the Kapuza Bazyliszka, a Polish sect of the Serpent's Hand, to protect anomalies in abandoned SCPF facilities within the Soviet Union.
3 September: Drs. Arik Euler, Izaak Okorie and Ilse Reynders identify linguanons, the anomalous particles which allow Zwist's cryptomancy to operate.
15 September: The first Foundation-made cryptomancy is applied to signage for a new front company, the Shell Construction Partnership.

1969
17 February: Drs. Euler, Okorie and Reynders propose creating "The Frontispiece," a piece of thaumaturgy transforming the initialism SCP into a cryptomantic shield. Their proposal is accepted by the O5 Council.
4 July: Elizabeth Crocker attacks Site-43.
9 July: The Frontispiece is successfully implemented.
Memetic attacks by GoI-5054 (giftschreiber) begin against the Canadian Prime Minister.

1970s

1971
The Panopticon Crisis ends.
Dr. Euler founds the Mimesis and Cryptomancy Section (today Memetics and Countermemetics) at Site-43.
August: Dr. Euler convinces PoI-922 ("Andy Warhol") to create a visual representation of the Frontispiece for use in countries which do not employ the Latin alphabet.

1979
22 May: Giftschreiber interfere memetically with the Canadian federal election.
25 May: Operation SHADOWPLAY creates fictional Prime Minister Joe Clark.
July 3: Dr. A.J. McInnis joins the SCP Foundation.

1980s

1980
1 January: Izaak Okorie murdered by Elizabeth Crocker.

1984
Dr. Euler transfers to Site-87.

1987
Are We Cool Yet? formed by former members of PoI-922's workshop.

1990s

1991
1 September: Dr. V.L. Scout takes on doctoral student H. Blank at the University of Toronto.

1992
9 November: SCP-5281, a child-eating phantom from French Canadian mythology, is "contained" at Site-43.

1995
Drs. H. Blank and L. Lillihammer join the SCP Foundation at Site-43.
Ipperwash Crisis; Department of Defense permanently ejected from Site-43's interdiction zone by indigenous protestors.

1996
Dr. Nathan Valis is involved in a fight against forgettable foes whilst Director of AIAD at Site-15.
6 January: Site-43 Information and Technocryptography Chief R. Marroquin revealed to be a Maxwellist mole.
9 February: Dr. V.L. Scout attempts to decommission SCP-5520.
1 April: Dr. Scout retires. Dr. A.J. McInnis becomes Director of Site-43.
3 April: SCP-5281 decommissioned.

1997
1 April: Dr. V.L. Scout dies.
4 April: PoI-382 (Thilo Zwist) officially allies with the SCP Foundation.

2000s

2002
5 May: Dr. Nathan Valis suffers an identity abstraction, becoming Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate.
8 September: SCP-5243 occurs for the first time. Mass containment breach in Acroamatic Abatement Facility AAF-D, killing seven eight staff members. SCP-███, which caused the breach, is erased from reality.
9 September: SCP-5056 manifests.

2003
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the first time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

2007
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the fifth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

2009
9 May: SCP-5109 discovered.

2010s

2011
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the ninth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

2013
Death of Dr. Arik Euler.
7 September: First observation of an annual phenomenon which corrupts objects within a certain Janitorial and Maintenance Section employee storage locker.

2015
8 September: Dr. A. Zlatá killed by SCP-5243.

2016
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the fourteenth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

2017
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the fifteenth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

2019
8 September: SCP-███ restored to reality.

2020s

2020
23 October: Site-43 attacked by the Foundation Elimination Coalition.
18-25 December: Site-43 attacked by Are We Cool Yet?

2021
The Impasse.
1 January: Sting operation by Site-43 agents against embedded GoI moles worldwide.
22 January: SCP-5866 breaches containment.
30 March: Dr. Ilse Reynders escapes confinement and becomes Chair of Acroamatic Abatement.
8 September: SCP-5243 recurs for the nineteenth time. Unstable alternate timeline created.

2022
8 September: Stable alternate timeline created.

2030s

2033
Archetypicals project begins.

2034
REISNO Cannon invented.

POST-2030s

UNKNOWN
Dr. Ilse Reynders is reassigned to the Temporal Anomalies Department and eventually promoted to the position of Director.

So You Want to Be a Hoser

Want to write something for this canon? It's easy. It's so easy, even Harry can do it. There's two different approaches you can take:

Read up a little on the first two series listed (Words of Power and Poison, and Vikander-Kneed Technical Media) and see if you think you'd like to contribute to them;
Do zero research and just ask an existing writer how your interests might fit in;
Get a sense of the place, come up with your own standalone thing, and write that instead.

You don't need to add to some over-arching narrative to write for this canon. Maybe set something at 43, definitely vibrate on some of the same frequencies as the existing material, and you're good. If you do want to contribute to the two open series, though, there's a few things to keep in mind:

If you think you might be writing something that'll step on someone else's toys toes, try talking it over with them first;
Don't write origin stories for other people's toys;
Don't break other people's toys without asking.

Harry would love to see anything you wanna write about Site-43. If it doesn't impinge on his so-called storyline, though, feel free to ignore the fuck out of him.

Grigori would love to see anything you wanna write about VKTM. Grigori would love to see anything you wanna write about VKTM.

Placeholder's series is Placeholder's series. The man has plans. If you would like to write something relating to the Archetypicals Division (for example, naming and employing them in the containment of a metanarrative anomaly), contact Placeholder McD via wikidot pm. We may be able to work something out.

If you want to add something you wrote to the hub, use the following code:

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A description! Hopefully one that either fits on one line, or fits //well// on two. 
If you fuck that up, Harry's probably going to rewrite it on you. 
He's probably not gonna ask nicely. He's like that, I'm afraid.
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If you're not sure what you've come up with fits into the existing series… good! Add it under "Canadian Cont(ainm)ent." That's where non-series stuff goes. If you end up writing a whole damn thing eventually, we'll give you your own spiffy collapsible and banner. We're nice hosts like that.

Bug Harry when you post something and he'll do you up a little icon like the other entries have. He works fast.

How to Write Politely

Tone — On Guard 43 is neither grimdark nor lolFoundation. You can be gross and scary and upsetting and emotional, and you can be light and airy and absurd, but don't carry either one to the point of cartoonishness. Everything on here so far has an element of humour to it, but try to remember that these are supposed to be real people. Nobody walks around Site-43 with a shotgun, and nobody at Site-43 feeds human beings into a meat grinder.

Topics — On Guard 43 is focused on a Site that does several things differently from the larger Foundation. These include:

Site-43 has a set of squabbling pseudoacademic Sections instead of departments. Its staff is more likely to be eccentric, more likely to be writing research papers, more likely to be pulling faces behind each others' backs. Academics are both more and much less adult than non-academics;
Site-43 does historical research. The researchers in the Archives and Revision Section comb through old documents, looking for anomalies that weren't recognized as such at the time. You want to tell a long-form story about an evolving problem? You want to tell a short-form story about something that happened in the past? We're a ready-made framing narrative for you;
Site-43 does acroamatic abatement. That's the breaking-down of gunk produced by our various subjects in containment. That leaves lots of room for stories about anomalous toxicity, day-to-day working class drudgery, and bonkers disasters;
Site-43 has a ton of different Sections doing different stuff. Check out the list on the Site dossier and see if anything sparks some ideas;
Site-43 is targeted by, and is targeting, various Groups of Interest with their fingers in memetic pies. The giftschreiber destabilize order with creative memetic attacks, the schriftsteller try to stabilize society with memetic effects, and Vikander-Kneed is trying to fuck people up with memetic media. You don't need a lot of background to play around with those premises;
Site-43 is a Foundation backwater. People live much more normal lives here than they do at Site-19. Slice-of-life is very, very welcome in this canon;
Site-43 is one of the headquarters of the Emergent Threat Tactical Response Authority (ETTRA). That means we spend some time thinking about how we might use our anomalies to combat hostile GOI action. You can too;
Site-43 is surrounded by a Nexus of First Nations reservations. If you're First Nations yourself, please by all means write about that! If you're not, please don't;
Site-43 is in Canada. You are allowed to write about Canadian shit. Sorry about that, everybody else.

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In a rat-proof, rain-proof dug-out (and it's splinter-proof as well)

Where we got the stuff to build it is a thing I mustn't tell,

But we've made it strong and solid, and we're cosy, rain or shine,

In our happy little dug-out on the firing line.

Phase One:

Adventures in Acroamatic Abatement

SCP-5056: The Constant Companions

SCP-5109: The One-Time Password

SCP-5243: The Breach that Keeps On Breaching

Phase Two:

The Past is a Foreign Element

SCP-5382: The Cure, and What Ails You

SCP-5494: The Lords of the Beneath World

SCP-5520: The Rabbit Hole

Phase Three:

Atypical Containment

Secure Facility Dossier: Site-43

Phase Four:

Back to the Present

SCP-5618: The Dead End

SCP-5751: The Last Word

SCP-5866: The Namesnake

Phase Five:

Around the World in Sixteen Tales

(And Two SCPs)

The Time After Time Password [Ongoing!]

SCP-5956: THEREISNOCANNON

SCP-5756: The Constant Reminder

Phase Six:

The Past is a Foreign Country…

Graduation, Part 1 of 2: Dissertation

Graduation, Part 2 of 2: Defence

SCP-5054-EX: The Memetic Myth of Joe Who?

SCP-5162: The Weight

Phase Seven:

…They Do Things Differently There

SCP-5238: The Ship of Dreams

SCP-5295: The Person-to-Personal Computer

SCP-5281-D: The Man of the Hour

SCP-5379: The Taped Confession

Phase Eight:

You Have to Laugh

SCP-5734: The Unverb

SCP-5416: The Lever

SCP-5524: The Insatiable Semantic

SCP-5616: The Woman in the Incinerator

Phase Nine:

It's Later Than You Think

SCP-5056: The Mirror Image

SCP-5729: The Ghost in the Shed

SCP-5883: The Flip Side

Phase Ten:

Edge Cases

SCP-6056: The Crumpening

SCP-5889: AMnestic

SCP-5904: Inhuman Resources

SCP-5897: History is Written by the VKTM

SCP-5379: The Taped Confession

SCP-5479: A Movie of You

SCP-5681: Gehenna Arcade

SCP-5417: 'Cize Up!: A Vikander-Kneed Technical Media Program

SCP-5698: Economic Migration

SCP-5358: Vlorschidia

SCP-6123: VKTM Presents: Media And You

SCP-5974: The Interactive Fiction

Season Zero:

Mythopoeia

Season One:

Monomythology

SCP-CASH4D-J: The People Person

SCP-5977: The Load-Bearing Members

SCP-5583: Skippy the Unicorn Has Had Enough of Your Shit

SCP-5486: Conjunction Immemorial

SCP-5488: Ratings That Stick

SCP-6069: Cupid's Angels

SCP-6622: Beaver Power

SCP-6029: Cracked