SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool

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アイテム番号: 4512

レベル1

収容クラス:

keter

副次クラス:

none

撹乱クラス:

keneq

リスククラス:

warning

link to memo

Photo of SCP-4512 as it appeared in St. Cloud, MN. Prior to SCP-4512's appearance, the space was approximately a third the size and occupied by a swing-set and the occupant's dog.¹ /ミネソタ州セントクラウドに出現した際のSCP-4512の写真。SCP-4512の出現以前、当該空間は約3分の1の大きさであり、ブランコと居住者のイヌに占められていた。²

Special Containment Procedures: Attempts at containing SCP-4512 have previously been unsuccessful. Current containment procedures include the following process:

特別収容プロトコル: 過去のSCP-4512の収容試行は成功を収めていません。現在の収容プロトコルとして以下のプロセスが挙げられます:

Formation of Mobile Task Force Iota-9 "Pool Boys" to track all appearances of SCP-4512 and follow its demands.
Creation of HL-LVR aka Hukilau Lover, a world wide web crawler to find any forum posts, news articles, social media posts, etc. pertaining to the appearance of SCP-4512.

SCP-4512の全出現の追跡及びその要望への対応を行う、機動部隊イオタ-9 "プールボーイ"の結成。
SCP-4512の出現に関するフォーラムポスト、ニュース記事、ソーシャルメディアへの書き込みその他の捜索を行うワールド・ワイド・ウェブクローラ、HL-LVR(別名Hukliau Lover)の作成。

Description: SCP-4512 is a 40 square meter sapient swimming pool capable of instantaneous translocation. SCP-4512 exclusively manifests in the rear exterior spaces of homes³ in landlocked areas and appears to specifically target the U.S state of Minnesota. During an SCP-4512 manifestation event, the rear exterior space of the home will anomalously expand if necessary to accommodate SCP-4512, at which point SCP-4512 will appear fully depressed into the ground. In 100% of all SCP-4512 manifestations, it has appeared filled with garbage, refuse, plant life, and various objects of unknown origin, regardless of its state of cleanliness prior to its previous demanifestation.

説明: SCP-4512は瞬間的な転移能力を有する、40平方メートルの知性を持った水泳プールです。SCP-4512は専ら内陸部の住宅⁴裏側の屋外空間のみに出現し、とりわけアメリカ合衆国ミネソタ州を対象としているように思われます。SCP-4512出現イベントの発生中、住宅裏側の屋外空間は、SCP-4512が地面に完全に沈着したと思われる時点で、必要ならばSCP-4512を収めるために異常な手段によって拡張されます。全SCP-4512出現事例の100%において、以前の消失時にどれほど清潔だったかにかかわらず、SCP-4512は起源不明のごみ、植物や様々な物品に満たされた状態で現れています。

Objects consistent across all SCP-4512 manifestations include imitation Hawaiian leis, plastic coconut shells, cocktail glasses, bathing suits, and sun lotion bottles.

全SCP-4512出現事例を通して一致している物品には、イミテーションのハワイのレイ、プラスチック製のココナッツの殻、カクテルグラス、水着、サンローションのボトルが挙げられます。

Other objects of note found within SCP-4512 include:

SCP-4512内で発見された他の特筆すべき物品には以下が含まれます:

1 Apple II Computer
5 shirts with "Metal and Soul" written on the front in marker
1 tattered Polish flag
2 Motorolla cell phones
4 bottles of Kirkland brand white wine (empty)
1 bag of milk
5 lunar rocks
3 left boots dated to the 18th century
16 grams of bonobo fur
2 deceased swans
1 copy of the novel "Fargo"
2 dishwashers
1 Foundation ID card
29 saltwater crabs (deceased)

Apple IIコンピュータ1台
前部にマーカーで"Metal and Soul"と書かれたシャツ5着
擦り切れたポーランド国旗1枚
モトローラ社の携帯電話2機
カークランドブランドの白ワインのボトル4本(空)
牛乳1袋⁵
月の石5個
18世紀の左足のブーツ3個
ボノボの毛皮16グラム
死んだ白鳥2羽
小説"ファーゴ"のコピー1冊
食器洗浄機2台
財団のIDカード1枚
海水性のカニ29匹(死亡)

Once SCP-4512 has fully manifested, it will begin vocalizing⁶ to nearby individuals in an attempt to persuade them to approach. If an individual does approach, SCP-4512 will engage in conversation with them, attempting to strike a bargain. This bargain will usually involve SCP-4512 giving up one or more items found within its water in exchange for the individual cleaning out the entirety of SCP-4512's interior.

SCP-4512が完全に出現すると、SCP-4522は直近の人物に対して接近するよう説得を試みるために発声⁷を開始します。人物が接近した場合、SCP-4512は当該人物と会話を行い、取引をしようと試みます。この取引は通常、当該人物がSCP-4512内部全体を空にするのと引き換えに、SCP-4512がその水中の1個以上の物品を引き渡すというものです。

If the individual refuses the initial offer, SCP-4512 will offer sequentially more valuable objects while vocalizations increase in outrage about the perceived injustice against it. These vocalizations will grow louder with time to an indefinite maximum. The highest recorded volume from SCP-4512 surpassed the ability for current measuring tools to document. However, the intensity has been recorded to cause an earthquake measured 5 on the Richter scale.

当該人物が最初の提案を拒否した場合、SCP-4512は順次より価値の高い物品を提示します。この際、発声は拒否に対する不公平感から怒りを増大させています。これらの発声は時間と共に増大し、上限は不確定です。SCP-4512から発された記録上の最大音量は現在の測定機器の記録能力を上回るものでした。しかし、その激しさによりリヒター・スケールで5と測定される地震が発生したことが記録されています。

Once SCP-4512 has been cleaned to its satisfaction, a demanifestation event will occur. The space once occupying SCP-4512 will return to its previous dimensions with no lasting evidence of SCP-4512's occupation.

SCP-4512がその要望通りに清掃された場合、消失イベントが発生します。SCP-4512が占めていた空間は、SCP-4512が占めていたことを示す永続的な物証なく以前の大きさに戻ります。

Addendum 4512-1: Containment Attempts

補遺4512-1: 収容試行

The following lists all proposed and attempted containment procedures as well as their outcomes. Additionally, the date of the proposal and number of recorded instances of SCP-4512 manifesting in a new location⁸ are included.

以下に提言・試行がなされた全ての収容手順とその結果がリストされています。加えて、提言の日付、及び新規の地点に出現したSCP-4512の記録上の実例数も含まれています。Additionally, the date of the proposal and number of recorded instances of SCP-4512 manifesting in a new location⁹ are included.

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Proposed Containment Procedure 3
Date: 2000/12/8	Known Manifestation Count: 20
Name: Researcher Chevrolet	APPROVED
Proposed Containment
Containing SCP-4512 in a soundproof enclosure made of an experimental substance known to dampen 100% of sound waves.
Containment Results
Attempt lasted approximately nine days and fourteen hours when SCP-4512's vocalizations reached over 200 decibels before surpassing intensities allowing for proper measurement. The volume eventually caused the containment material to sublimate resulting in multiple injuries to researchers as well as one death due to air embolism in the lungs.

Proposed Containment Procedure 56
Date: 2003/10/10	Known Manifestation Count: 153
Name: Dr. Edward Wolfe	APPROVED
Proposed Containment
The unorthodox procedure of filling SCP-4512 with refuse. Dr. Wolfe posits that this may cause the anomaly to become frustrated, containing itself and/or result in the possible threat of increased trash as motivation against further outbursts. The suggestion is approved by Dr. Lark and proceeds as planned.
Containment Results
Approximately two tons of trash are dumped into SCP-4512 before its vocalizations increased in intensity to the point of collapsing the nearby structure before SCP-4512 spontaneously disappeared. It was found two months later in Bloomington, MN fully cleaned by unknown means and appeared to recognize Foundation Individuals directly involved with this containment attempt. All personnel directly involved have been reassigned in order to avoid further incidents.

Proposed Containment Procedure 193
Date: 2008/01/03	Known Manifestation Count: 505
Name: Director House	DENIED¹⁰
Proposed Containment
Create a night club around the pool in order to drown out its vocalizations.
Containment Results
N/A

Proposed Containment Procedure 642
Date: 2014/11/05	Known Manifestation Count: 2,101
Name: Director House	APPROVED¹¹
Proposed Containment
After the pool's appearance in a well-populated area of Las Vegas, NV, Director House suggests creating a twenty-four hour fully enclosed club aimed primarily at overwhelming SCP-4512's vocalizations with the added benefit of keeping it relatively clean.¹²
Containment Results
The Hawaiian Pool Masquerade is built surrounding SCP-4512 and finds success relatively quickly due to the efforts of the research team and Dr. Lark.¹³ The pool was kept maintained for one month, eight days, and three hours until an inebriated patron defecated within SCP-4512. The incident caused eight fatalities due to air embolism in the lungs and 29 injuries due to shattered eardrums and collapsed lungs.

Interview Log 4512-8

During a routine containment attempt, Researcher Kalama was prompted to engage SCP-4512 in conversation while MTF Iota-9 observed standard procedure. Selection of Kalama was due to their familiarity with the Hawaiian language, which SCP-4512 has been observed to use words and phrases in.

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Interviewed: SCP-4512

Interviewer: Researcher Kalama

Note: SCP-4512's water feature appears to flow with more velocity when it "speaks." This has not been observed to coincide with the volume of SCP-4512's vocalizations.

«Begin Log»

SCP-4512: Aloooooooooha, cousin! Did ya come to spend some time with little old me? Haha! I've got some time to kill while my friends here give me a scrub-down.

Kalama: [IN HAWAIIAN] Hello there. Would you prefer to speak in our native tongue? I want to make sure you're comfortable.

SCP-4512: Uh… Haha, yeah, totally, cuz! It's good to see you too! But you know, I don't wanna be rude in front of the guys. Don't want them to be left out ya know? We're all one big happy ohana here.

Kalama: I am sorry, I was told you spoke the language.

SCP-4512: I totally do, I just, you know. The guys are right here an- hey, you by the filter, there's a chunk of gator tail in there. Could you get it out? And, uh, make sure you wear gloves. I was at one hell of a luau the other day, haha! Anyway, where were we? I think I was about to tell you about that awesome luau the other night.

Kalama: Are you at luaus while you're not being cleaned?

SCP-4512: You know it, cousin! This bad boy is a big, mean, luau party machine!

Kalama: Oh, that's lovely. I haven't been to one in a long time, but I miss the food the most. What do you like having at them?

SCP-4512: Cheeseburgers, no doubt. Heaven on earth with an onion slice, baby!

Kalama: Cheeseburgers, hmm? I don't think I've seen them at any luaus I've been to. My favorite dish has always been kulolo.

SCP-4512: Oh yeah, I think I've heard of that. It's uh…. that fish, right?

Kalama: It's a desse- [KALAMA IS INTERRUPTED BY SCP-4512]

SCP-4512: A dessert! Yeah! Haha, your silly old cuz can't remember. Too much partying, you know! Last one was extra lōlō! The guys have their work cut out for them, don't you? Haha!

An unidentified member of MTF Iota-9 grunts in confirmation as they remove an object resembling a pre-Columbian fertility statue from SCP-4512 using a pool net.

Kalama: Right, so, where are these parties? In Hawaii, I assume?

SCP-4512: Hawaii? What's that?

[COMMAND INFORMS KALAMA NOT TO DESCRIBE HAWAII TO SCP-4512]

Kalama: Oh, I'm sorry, I misspoke. So, where are these parties?

SCP-4512: Wherever there's a sunset, tequila, and hula babes, cuz. Tell a cousin about this 'Hawaii', though!

[COMMAND INSTRUCTS RESEARCHER KALAMA TO ABORT THE INTERVIEW]

Kalama: Sorry, I think I misspoke. Anyways, where did you learn the words 'aloha' and 'luau'?

SCP-4512: It's just how I talk, cuz. Is that a problem?

Kalama: Not at all. Just curiosity.

SCP-4512: You little kologe, you.

Kalama: It's pronounced 'ko-lo-he.'

SCP-4512: Don't be correcting me, cousin. I know what I said!

Kalama: … Right. Anyway, I'll be going now. Thank you for speaking to me.

SCP-4512: Aloha, cousin! That's how we say goodbye!

Kalama: Yes, I know. Goodbye.

«End Log»

Closing Statement: Information about Hawaii is currently barred from explicitly being told to SCP-4512 until its motives are more clearly understood.