SCP翻訳　SCP-4255

出典: SCP-4255
著者: Laneous does not match any existing user name
作成日(EN)： 2018/11/29
SCP-4255 - Santa Claus, The Time Traveller
SCP-4255 - 時間旅行者、サンタクロース
tags: alive humanoid k-class-scenario keter paradox sapient scp sentient temporal uncontained
タグ: パラドックス k-クラスシナリオ keter scp 人間型時間未収容生命知性自我

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SCP-4255: 時間旅行者、サンタクロース
著者: Laneous does not match any existing user name
感謝表明: not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name, GhastKarp
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Item #: SCP-4255	Level 04/4255
Object Class: Keter	Classified

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the widespread knowledge of the base anomalous properties of SCP-4255, it has been given the secondary classification of a Cracked-Veil Uncontained anomaly. In order to suppress further information of SCP-4255, Procedure-Yule-02 has been created. Procedure-Yule-02 occurs as follows:

特別収容プロトコル: SCP-4255の基礎的異常性に関する知識の浸透性により、SCP-4255は捲られたベール未収容異常存在の二次分類を与えられています。SCP-4255のさらなる情報の抑圧のため、手順-Yule冬至祭-02が作成されました。手順-Yule-02は以下のように発生します。

Annually on 12:00 PM UTC, November 22nd, memetic agents are to be implemented into all forms of media including, television programs, new works of literature, Foundation front accounts on social media websites, and various forms of performing and visual arts. These memetic agents are designed to implant false memories into parents or guardians of any children who celebrate the holiday Christmas, these memories include the purchasing of gifts that will be given to their children by SCP-4255 on December 25th and the placing of said gifts on that night by SCP-4255. Any individuals which have been unaffected by the memetic treatment described above are to be located, and manually treated.

毎年11月22日のUTC 12:00PM、ミーム因子がテレビ番組、新作図書、ソーシャルメディアのウェブサイト上の財団フロントアカウント、そして舞台芸術や視覚芸術の様々な形態を含むメディアの全形態に実装されます。これらのミーム因子は祝日クリスマスを祝う子供達の親または保護者に偽の記憶を植え付けるように設計されており、これらの記憶は12月25日にSCP-4255によって子供達に与えられる贈り物の購入や、その夜SCP-4255によって配送される先述の贈り物の配置を含みます。

Starting on 8:00 PM UTC, December 24th, two unarmed military aircrafts are to locate, track and follow all temporal versions of SCP-4255 and make note of any noticeable changes in behavior from SCP-4255, lethal force is not permitted when interacting with SCP-4255. When all versions of SCP-4255 have vanished, all Foundation interference is to cease.

12月24日のUTC 8:00PMから、非武装の戦闘機2機が全ての時間的バージョンのSCP-4255の探知、監視、追跡を行い、SCP-4255の行動の目立った変化を記録します。SCP-4255との接触時の致死的武器の使用は許可されていません。SCP-4255の全バージョンが消失すると、財団の全干渉は終了されます。

After 12:00 UTC December 25th, social media to be tracked for any images of or accounts with SCP-4255, and images or conspiracy theories centered around Procedure-Yule-02. Any offending pieces of information are to be labelled as hoax or erased, with the publishers being located treated to Class-A Amnestics. In extreme cases, all viewers of any information described above are to be treated with Class-A Amnestics, with all social media being cleansed of any information on SCP-4255 or Procedure-Yule-02 that these cases could spawn.

12月25日UTC 12:00の後、ソーシャルメディアではSCP-4255の写真やSCP-4255に関連するアカウント、及び手順-Yule-02を中心とする画像または写真の監視が行われます。情報の問題となる部分は捏造とされるか削除され、発行者は位置を特定されクラスA記憶処理の対象として扱われます。甚大なケースにおいては、上記の情報の全閲覧者はクラスA記憶処理の対象として扱われ、全てのソーシャルメディアからはこれらのケースを引き起こし得るSCP-4255または手順-Yule-02の情報が除去されます。

Efforts to partake in a secondary interview with SCP-4255 are to be attempted, as SCP-4255 seems to possess valuable information on controllable temporal anomalies and on the historical future of the human race.

SCP-4255は時間的操作が可能なアノマリー及び人類の未来史の貴重な情報を有しているとみられているため、SCP-4255への二次インタビューが試みられています。

Description: SCP-4255 is a humanoid male with an aged appearance, approximately 1.4m in height and 150kg in weight. SCP-4255 appears to be in his 60-70s, however reports of SCP-4255 manifestations have dated back to 400 A.D. SCP-4255 possesses an appearance similar to the traditional attire of the character "Santa Claus¹", along with the red and gold ornate sleigh that this character is known to be present in, designated SCP-4255-1. SCP-4255-1 is capable of flight via unknown means, and is able to travel at speeds of approximately 100km/h, with SCP-4255 remaining inside SCP-4255-1 during flight, even when scientifically impossible. SCP-4255-1 is drawn by eight cervid animals resembling Rangifer tarandus², although infrared scans show that these do not possess any heat signatures, and it is currently unknown if these are living organisms.

説明: SCP-4255は高齢の外見を持つ、身長約1.4m、体重約150kgの男性人型実体です。SCP-4255は60〜70歳代に見えますが、SCP-4255の出現の報告は紀元400年まで遡っています。SCP-4254はキャラクター"サンタクロース³"の伝統的な装いに酷似した外見を持ち、SCP-4255-1に指定される赤と金の華やかなそり("サンタクロース"が乗っている事で知られる)を持っています。SCP-4255-1は未知の手段による飛行能力を持ち、SCP-4255が飛行中SCP-4255-1内部にいる際は科学的には不可能な場合でさえも約100km/hの速度で移動が可能です。SCP-4255-1はRangifer tarandus⁴に類似した8頭のシカ科の動物に引かれています——赤外線スキャンではこれらの動物が熱サインを有さないことが示されたにもかかわらず。これらの動物が生命体であるのかは現在不明です。

SCP-4255 manifestations periodically occur at 8:00 PM UTC December 24th each year, during which SCP-4255 will appear somewhere approximately 1km in the air above Earth's surface in SCP-4255-1. SCP-4255 and/or SCP-4255-1 appear to possess the ability to generate small-scale temporal anomalies. During its appearances, as many as 294 versions of SCP-4255 are present on across the globe at once, with many versions possessing visual differences that have not yet occurred to SCP-4255 from a linear standpoint. SCP-4255 manifestations always follow a similar pattern of events after its initial appearance.

SCP-4255の出現は毎年12月24日のUTC 8:00PMに定期的に発生し、その間SCP-4255はSCP-4255-1に乗って地球の地表面から上空約1kmの大気中のどこかに現れます。SCP-4255及び/またはSCP-4255-1は小規模の時間異常を生成する能力を有するとみられています。出現中はSCP-4255の294ものバージョンが地球全体に同時に存在し、多くのバージョンは直線的観点からはSCP-4255にはまだ起こっていない外見的相違を持ちます。SCP-4254の出現は常に最初の出現から同じイベントのパターンを追います。

SCP-4255 will land on the roof or near a household of individual(s) that celebrate the holiday Christmas, regardless of religious background, and will use its temporal abilities to enter the household. SCP-4255 will then produce a multitude of wrapped gifts and toys, with number of gifts given varying from child to child. It is also of note that SCP-4255 has a significant understanding of the likes and dislikes of each child on Earth, with presents given having a 82.56% accuracy rate compared to what the children would liked to have received for a gift at that time.

SCP-4255は祝日クリスマスを祝う人物(達)の家の屋根または世帯の付近に宗教的背景に関係なく着陸し、世帯の内部に入るためにその時間的能力を使用します。SCP-4255はその後多数の包装された贈り物と玩具を生産し、その個数は与えられた子供によって様々です。SCP-4255が地球のそれぞれの子供の好きな物及び嫌いな物にかなりの理解を持つことも同様に特記すべきであり、与えられたプレゼントは子供達がその時点でもらいたいと思っていた物と比較して82.56%の正確性を持ちます。

All recorded gifts have been non-anomalous, with SCP-4255 actively avoiding the giving of gifts a child wants if it could be classified as anomalous. SCP-4255 will repeat this pattern until all children who celebrate Christmas on the planet have received at least one gift from it. Attempts to approach SCP-4255 or SCP-4255-1 in an effort to capture either anomaly on the ground or in the sky have resulted in failure, with SCP-4255 using its temporal abilities to evade capture.

全ての記録された贈り物は異常性を持っておらず、SCP-4255は子供が欲しがる物が異常であると分類される可能性がある場合はそれを与えることを積極的に避けます。SCP-4255はその贈り物を地球の全てのクリスマスを祝う子供が最低1つ受け取るまで、このパターンを繰り返します。アノマリーを地上もしくは空中で確保するためのSCP-4255またはSCP-4255-1への接近の試みは、SCP-4255がその時間的能力を確保を免れるために使用するために失敗に終わっています。

Addendum-4255-1: Before an SCP-4255 manifestation on the year 2018, several houses of Foundation personnel were equipped with audio transmission devices, which was then used to make an official direct contact with SCP-4255 for the first time on record.

補遺-4255-1: 2018年のあるSCP-4255の出現前に、財団職員のいくつかの家庭は音声伝達装置を用意していました。これらの内1つはその後記録上最初のSCP-4255との公式の直接的接触を行うために使用されました。

(?) Show Log 4255-1

Showing Log 4255-1...

Interviewed: SCP-4255

Interviewer: Researcher Mehr

[BEGIN LOG]

Researcher Mehr: Hello? Can you hear me?

SCP-4255: Who is this?

Researcher Mehr: This is Researcher Charlotte Mehr, I come from an organization whic-

SCP-4255: The SZP Foundation? They told me I'd run into you guys today, aren't you the people always trailing in those jets? Those things are fucking loud up close, you know.

Researcher Mehr: Um, The SCP Foundation yes, who do you mean by "they"?

SCP-4255: Uh, well, it's probably going to mess up time and cause some butterfly effect shit, but they told me to tell you guys this, for some reason. Well, uh, they're called the "US Department of Chronology", pretty stupid name if you ask me, "chronology" sounds like most sci-fi-ish thing ever. (Pauses.) What year is it right now? Wanna make sure I don't say anything too major.

Researcher Mehr: 2018.

SCP-4255: Uh, oh god. Well, they said they're some government branch that keeps check over time travel and stuff, and well, they sort of forced me to do this. I like to go find stuff from the past and well, take it. I had one of Hitler's paintings before, a block from those pyramids that were in Africa, you know, stuff like that.

Researcher Mehr: I'm afraid I don't quite follow, what does this have to do with you being, well, being-

SCP-4255: I'm getting to that, just give me a sec. So one day, some government cronies came and took me away. Thought I was being careful I did, but I guess not careful enough, probably have some way to detect time travel. Anyway, they told me I had to do this, looked like I got off easy, but this got boring after a while, been doing this for like, (Pause.) two, two and a half years? One Christmas everyday.

Researcher Mehr: (Pauses.) Hmm, I see, so, do you have a real name then?

SCP-4255: Stan Clane, I haven't been born yet, (Laughs.) that's always a weird thing to say. You probably know me as Santa Claus or something like that, ugh, you tell a kid your name in the 5th century and the half deaf little shit tells everyone your name is (in a mocking tone) "Santa Claus!" I hope some crazy government shoots me out of the sky so I can get this hell over with. (Laughs.)

Researcher Mehr: If you're a, uh, "time traveler", then when are you from?

SCP-4255: 2099.

Researcher Mehr: Huh, well then, how do you have such a good understanding of each child's wants for the holiday? Is this some sort of future technology?

SCP-4255: Not sure I can tell you that, I've caused enough paradoxes with this one interview already. Wait a second, are you guys going to put this in a document or something?

Researcher Mehr: Yes, this will be logged an-

SCP-4255: SHIT! That's how they knew, they read this damn log!

Researcher Mehr: Excuse me?

SCP-4255: I ain't saying anything else!

(SCP-4255 uses a temporal anomaly to vacate the area in SCP-4255-1.)

[END LOG]

Closing Statement: SCP-4255 refused all efforts to cooperate with questioning after the events of this interview, and instead yelled obscenities at interviewers when attempts to question were made. No records of a "Stan Clane" matching SCP-4255's description have been found.

(?) ログ 4255-1を表示する

ログ 4255-1を表示中...

インタビュー対象: SCP-4255

インタビュアー: メヘル研究員

[ログ開始]

メヘル研究員: もしもし？私の声が聞こえますか？

SCP-4255: 君は誰だ？

メヘル研究員: 私はある組織から来たシャーロット・メヘル研究員です。その組織というのは——

SCP-4255: SZP財団か？あいつらは私に今日君達に会うだろうと言っていたが、君達はそのジェット機でいつも追っかけてくる奴らだろう？その近くで大声で言ってくるのはいまいましいな、だろ？

メヘル研究員: えー、SCP財団ならそうです。「あいつら」とは誰のことですか？

SCP-4255: えー、ああ、多分時間の無駄だろうしバタフライエフェクトが起こりそうでクソだが、あいつらには私は何故か君達にこう言うように言われた。ああ、えー、あいつらは「合衆国年代学部門」って呼ばれてる。私に言わせてもらえばだいぶバカな名前だな、「年代学chronology」ほどSFチックな物もこれまでなかったように思える。(休止。)今は何年だ？重要すぎることを言ってないか確かめたいのだが。

メヘル研究員: 2018年です。

SCP-4255: ああ、そんな。Well, they said they're some government branch that keeps check over time travel and stuff, and well, they sort of forced me to do this. I like to go find stuff from the past and well, take it. I had one of Hitler's paintings before, a block from those pyramids that were in Africa, you know, stuff like that.

メヘル研究員: I'm afraid I don't quite follow, what does this have to do with you being, well, being-

メヘル研究員: (Pauses.) Hmm, I see, so, do you have a real name then?

メヘル研究員: If you're a, uh, "time traveler", then when are you from?

SCP-4255: 2099.

メヘル研究員: Huh, well then, how do you have such a good understanding of each child's wants for the holiday? Is this some sort of future technology?

SCP-4255: Not sure I can tell you that, I've caused enough paradoxes with this one interview already. Wait a second, are you guys going to put this in a document or something?

メヘル研究員: Yes, this will be logged an-

SCP-4255: SHIT! That's how they knew, they read this damn log!

メヘル研究員: Excuse me?

SCP-4255: I ain't saying anything else!

(SCP-4255 uses a temporal anomaly to vacate the area in SCP-4255-1.)

[END LOG]

Addendum 4255-2: On September 4th, 2097, The Foundation Department of Chronology was formed after the discovery of replicable, controllable travel non-linearly through time was discovered. After parallels between SCP-4255's described host organization and the newly formed department were made, Stan Clane, a man matching the psychical description of SCP-4255 was tracked and placed into Foundation custody. It was later found that Clane had access to a temporal anomaly allowing him to travel through time non-linearly.

To avoid a possible CK-Class Reality Reconfiguration Scenario or a PT-Class Paradoxical Time Breakdown Scenario, The Foundation is to give Clane the full capabilities to preform the actions of SCP-4255, along with the recorded appearance of SCP-4255. A large sleigh built to the specifications of SCP-4255-1 was created using several anomalies making it capable of controllable flight, along with the sleigh and Clane being equipped with devices designed to create small-scale temporal anomalies. Eight heat resistant models resembling the now extinct Rangifer tarandus were attached to the front of the sleigh in a manner that suggests they are pulling the craft behind them.

Gifts given are to be produced by the BTKAI (Beta Temporal Knowledge Artificial Intelligence) unit, an AI created by the Foundation that uses time anomalies to know all information from across linear timeframe. While the BTKAI unit currently only knows information up to 20██, this number is expected known to change at a rate that will be constant enough for Clane to fulfill his duties. All other information into the BTKAI unit is classified. It is currently unknown when Clane will finish his duties as SCP-4255 Clane will finish his role as SCP-4255 on the Christmas of the year 21██.