SCP-024-FR 翻訳(重訳)

SCP-024-FR - "U can Totali swalo Dat"
http://scp-int.wikidot.com/scp-024-fr

SCP-024-FR - "U can Totali swalo Dat"
http://fondationscp.wikidot.com/scp-024-fr

原著者:Km. mortarion(アカウント削除済)/INT翻訳者:Mafiew

FR投稿日:2015/02/21
INT投稿日:2017/05/24

l'étiquette: alimentaire compulsion danger-sensitif et-maintenant-on-est-cool fr jaune scp sûr

tags: are-we-cool-yet cognitohazard compulsion food fr o safe scp yellow

タグ: are-we-cool-yet safe scp-fr 強制力 認識災害 食物 黄

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アイテム番号: SCP-024-FR

脅威レベル: 黄 ●

オブジェクトクラス: Safe

特別収容プロトコル: SCP-024-FRはどのような時においても真空密閉が可能なエアロックを備えた2×2×2.5mの部屋で、密閉されたガラスのベルジャー¹の内部に常に保存されます。万が一ガラスのドームが損傷を受けた場合、HAZMATスーツを装着したDクラス職員がガラスのドームの可及的速やかな交換のための損傷の評価を行う目的で部屋へと入ります。ひびを埋める、漆喰を塗る等の軽度の補修では十分とは考えられておらず、これらの補修は限定的な期間のみならばレベル2職員の命令により行うことができます。

SCP-024-FRが人間に影響を及ぼすベクターは依然として不明であり、その影響を受けた全職員は即座に拘束衣により拘束され、永続的な医学的監視の下で標準的な病院ベッドに配置されます。彼らの顎は強制的に閉じた状態に保たれます。

インシデント024-FR-01現在、防護服の着用の有無にかかわらず二十(20)分以上職員が収容チャンバー内部に留まることは許可されていません。

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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-024-FR is to be kept under a sealed glass bell jar at all times, in a 2×2×2.5m room fitted with an airlock capable of being vacuum sealed at any time. Should the glass dome be damaged, a D-Class subject equipped with a hazmat suit is to enter the room to assess the damage in order to have the glass dome replaced as soon as possible. Light repairs such as sealing off cracks or putting on mastic are not to be considered sufficient, and may only be carried out at the behest of Level 2 personnel for a limited amount of time.

The exact vector by which SCP-024-FR affects human beings is still unknown, any affected personnel is to be immediately restrained with a straitjacket and placed in a standard hospital bed, under permanent medical surveillance. Their jaw is to be kept shut by force.

As of Incident 024-FR-21, personnel are not permitted to stay within the containment chamber longer than twenty (20) minutes, regardless of the protective clothing they are wearing.

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Procédures de Confinement Spéciales : L'objet doit être en permanence maintenu sous sa cloche de verre hermétique, dans une pièce de 2 x 2 x 2,5 mètres avec un sas pouvant être dépressurisé. En cas de dégât quelconque de la cloche, un membre du personnel de Classe D en combinaison hazmat doit être envoyé afin d'évaluer les dégâts pour faire remplacer la cloche dans les plus brefs délais. Des réparations superficielles telles que le colmatage des fissures ou l'application de mastic sur les joints ne doivent en aucun cas être considérées comme suffisantes, et ne pourront être effectuées que sur autorisation de niveau 2 à titre temporaire. Le vecteur exact par lequel SCP-024-FR affecte l'homme est à ce jour non-identifié, toute personne ayant été atteinte par son effet doit être immédiatement maintenue par une camisole de force sur un lit d’hôpital standard, et sa mâchoire fermée au moyen de liens, sous une surveillance médicale constante.
Depuis l'incident 024-FR-21, il est interdit à tout membre du personnel de rester dans la cellule de confinement plus de vingt (20) minutes, quelles que soient les protections portées.

説明: SCP-024-FRは幅35cm、長さ20cmと推定される、1個の特大サイズの標準的なパリ産ハムのサンドイッチに見えます。密閉されたガラスのベルジャーの内部に保存されている限り、オブジェクトを観察することによる影響はありません。従って、影響は匂いまたは非感染性の病原体により対象に及ぼされると推測されています。この対象を以降SCP-024-FR-1と呼称します。

オブジェクトへの最初の曝露では、体験ログ 024-1で説明されているプロセスが引き起こされます。対象はその行動が引き起こす身体的損傷にかかわらず、SCP-024-FRを全て一度に飲み込む緊急の必要性を感じます。SCP-024-FRの一面は如何なるレストランまたはブランドの名前も書かれていないペーパータオルに覆われています。代わりに、ペーパータオルには「ほら、お前なら全陪飲み混めるだろ？」及びその下に「俺たちは美味かっただろ？」と読める文字が書かれています。このため、オブジェクトは似非芸術的要注意団体 Are We Cool Yet?との関連が疑われています。オブジェクトは██████の裏路地で、顎を[データ削除済]しようとしたように見えるホームレスの死体の隣のゴミ箱の内部に存在していたところを発見されました。

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Description: SCP-024-FR appears to be a normal Parisian ham sandwich, exhibiting a very large size, with an estimated diameter of 35cm and a length of 20cm. Observing the object has no effect as long as it is kept under its sealed glass bell jar. Therefore, it is assumed that the effect is due to a smell or non-transmissible pathogen infecting the subject, hereafter designated SCP-024-FR-1.

The process described in Experience Log 024-1 is triggered at the first exposure to the object. The subject feels the urgent need to swallow SCP-024-FR all at once, regardless of the physical damage such an action would cause. One side of the sandwich is covered with a standard paper towel, which does not display the name of any restaurant or brand. Instead, an inscription reads "Go ahead, U can Totali swalo Dat", and, lower, "Are We Tasty Yet?". As such, the object is suspected to be linked to the pseudo-artistic Group of Interest Are We Cool Yet?. It was found laying on a dustbin in a back alley of ██████, next to the corpse of a homeless person who seemed to have [DATA EXPUNGED] his own jaw.

As of 08/17/2012, by edict of the Ethics Committee (Letter 024CE65, archived), it is forbidden to expose any human being to SCP-024-FR. This limits current knowledge on the effects of the anomaly (attempts at exposing animals have been unsuccessful). This document is based on the circumstances of its recovery and on the following experience log:

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Description : SCP-024-FR est un sandwich classique type jambon-beurre parisien, présentant cependant une largeur importante, avec un diamètre estimé à 35 cm pour une longueur de 20 cm. Son observation n'entraîne aucun effet, tant que l'objet est sous cloche hermétique, il est donc supposé que c'est une odeur ou un quelconque agent pathogène non transmissible d'homme à homme qui infecte le sujet exposé, nommé à partir de ce moment SCP-024-FR-1. Le processus décrit dans le rapport d'expérience 024-1 se déclenche dès la première exposition. Le sujet ressentira le besoin impérieux d'avaler l'objet en une seule fois, quels que soient les dommages physiques liés à l'impossibilité évidente de cette action. L'une des extrémités du sandwich est enveloppée d'une serviette en papier classique dans sa matière et son format, mais au lieu d'indiquer le nom d'un quelconque restaurant ou d'une marque de vente, il est écrit en son centre: "Go ahead, U can Totali swalo Dat" souligné, puis plus bas l'inscription : "Are we tasty yet?". Le SCP est donc supposé être lié au groupe d'intérêt pseudo - artistique Et Maintenant, On Est Cool ?, bien qu'ayant été retrouvé posé sur une poubelle d'une ruelle de ██████, à côté de laquelle était étendu un sans-abri qui avait visiblement [DONNÉES SUPPRIMÉES] sa propre mâchoire.
L'interdiction du 17/08/12 de toute forme d'exposition d'être humain à SCP-024-FR par mandat du Comité d’Éthique (Courrier 024CE65, disponible aux archives) limite les connaissances actuelles sur la chronologie des effets de l'objet (les tentatives d'expositions animales n'ont montré aucun résultat), il est donc admis que les effets décrits dans le rapport d'expérience ci-dessous, additionnés aux conditions de récupération de l'objet, feront foi.

Addendum 024-21: An incident involving Dr Lears has led to a revaluation of the current containment procedures for SCP-024-FR, and new procedures are under review. For now, it is forbidden to expose personnel more than necessary, and only as part of constructive experiments approved by at least one Level 2 personnel. The only available description of the incident comes from Dr Lears' personal recorder. Transcript of the recording is attached to this document as Incident Log 024-LEARS-A8.

Experience Log 024-1, 08/14/2012: First and last exposure attempt of a D-Class (D-0568) to SCP-024-FR.

D-0568 is wearing no protection, and is equipped with an earpiece to receive instructions from researchers, who are monitoring the room through the security camera. However, the procedure consisted of sending the D-Class subject into the containment chamber without precautions for exposure. T=0 designates the moment D-0568 began to show an interest in SCP-024-FR and is not to be considered accurate without further testing.

T=-2min23: D-0568 enters the chamber, and approaches of the glass dome under which SCP-024-FR is placed, waiting for instructions.
T=-1min57: D-0568 removes the glass dome and put it on the ground. D-0568 exhibits no particular behaviour and looks bored.
T=0min00: D-0568 shows a keen interest in the object. He bends down, as if he is studying its length.
T=2min06: D-0568 is now taking measures with his hands, visibly comparing its length, width and especially its diameter.
T=3min11: D-0568 seems to be losing himself in an intense reflection, comparing the object's measurement with his jaw. Dr Baltin requests the immediate cessation of the experiment. Denied.
T=3min24: D-0568 is holding the object and tries to insert it inside his mouth, unsuccessfully. The object's diameter is much too big for his jaw. Dr Baltin is dismissed for his inability to stay calm.
T=3min48: D-0568 shows signs of confusion. He attempts to open his mouth wider, with the help of his hands, trying to match the object's measurements.
T=4min12: D-0568 grasps his lower jaw with one hand and his upper jaw with the other one, showing signs of intense effort. Dr Laurent is dismissed for his inability to stay calm.
T=5min06: D-0568 has managed to break his jaw. Subject seems to suffer at a normal level for a bone fracture with important lesions of facial tissues. SCP-024-FR does not seem to anesthetize the subject. Pain increases as he unsuccessfully tries to insert the object in the opening. Despite pain and blood loss, D-0568 appears to be determined. Dr Harlow is dismissed for his inability to cease asking for subject's termination.
T=5min46: Subject dies as a result of his injuries following complete ablation of his lower jaw. It has to be noted that the object shows no damage after D-0568's attempt to consume it.

Excerpt from Incident Log 024-LEARS-A8, 01/02/2013

"[…] However, it appears that the object was designed in an aesthetic way, attesting to the implication of "Are We Cool Yet?" as much as its abilities, even though the object has no memetic effect like those morons are used to. I asked Agent Dears, she's a specialist. According to her, it matches their mode of operation, a sort of criticism of overconsumption. But she doesn't understand how it works any more than we do. I'll check skips linked to this Group of Interest after the break. Maybe we'll understand why those fools tortured themselves for this sandwich. That's incredibly sick. What was wrong with them… plus, frankly, it's like… the size of my wrist? Nearly? Ha, a bit more. Anyway, with such a length… Even if it's not that big, I don't know what they were thinking… Plus we just need to… This side looks thinner… Just need to… Open… A little wider… Open… A little… Bit… […]"

Footnotes

1. 訳注: 釣鐘型の実験用のガラス容器。

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