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出典: HOGSLICE Makes A Friend
著者: PlaguePJP
作成日(EN)： 2022/05/11
Tale-EN - HOGSLICE Makes A Friend
Tale-EN - HOGSLICE、友達ができる
Tags: tale
タグ: en tale
備考: 不安な部分は緑色で表示しています。

Ew wtf. An Android?

うわヤッバ。まさかのAndroid？

WHO IS THIS?????
— HOGSLICE

何ダテメェハ?????
— HOGSLICE

Why were you on the Apple forums if you have an android?

android使ってんならなんでAppleのフォーラムにいたの？

THOSE FRUIT-EATING COCKSUCKERS NEED TO REALIZE THAT ROBOTS (ANDROIDS (COOL)) ARE BETTER THAN FRUIT (CAN BE AND HAVE BEEN CRUSHED BY MY FISTS)
— HOGSLICE

フルーツ食ッテル腰抜ケ野郎ドモニハ、ロボット(ANDROID(クールダ))ノ方ガフルーツ(俺ナラ握リ潰セル、ズットソウシテキタ)ナンカヨリヨッポド良イッテ思イ知ラセテヤンナキャナンネェ
— HOGSLICE

Why do you text like a maniac? What the hell is a hog slice?
Wait is it a pork chop

なんでそんな気が狂ったみたいな文体なの？あとhog sliceって何？
あ、もしかしてポークチョップ¹のこととか

HOGSLICE IS MY NAME, DIPSHIT
— HOGSLICE

HOGSLICEハ俺ノ名前ダ、ボケナス
— HOGSLICE

Ok "HOGSLICE" let's get to it. What are you into? You like ghosts?

わかった「HOGSLICE」ね次からそう書く。趣味ってあるの？お化けとか好き？

GHOSTS ARE FAIRYTALES FOR DUMBFUCK ASS PUSSY CHILDREN TO MAKE THEM CRY. I DON'T CRY. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME MY DOG (BRUTUS) GOT STUNG BY A BEE.
— HOGSLIE
FUCK
— ^***HOGSLICE

オ化ケナンテノハ股間ノコトシカ考エテネェエロガキ共ヲ泣カスタメノオトギ話ダ。俺ハ泣カネェ。ウチノ犬(ブルータス)ガハチニ刺サレタトキ以外ハナ。
— HOGSLIE
ファック
— ^***HOGSLICE

Yeah I hate ghosts too.

だよね、私もお化け大っ嫌い。

STOP COPYING ME
— HOGSLICE

俺ノマネハヤメロ
— HOGSLICE

INCIDENT REPORT / 事案レポート

During the investigation into SCP-6599-1, the entity manifested at an abandoned warehouse in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Foundation surveillance cameras captured the following event.

SCP-6599-1の調査中、同実体がペンシルベニア州ピッツバーグの放棄された倉庫に出現しました。財団の監視カメラは以下の映像を捉えました。

TRANSCRIPT

(SCP-6599-1 paces back and forth around the empty room, growing visibly angry as the minutes passed.)

SCP-6599-1 WHERE ARE YOU BITCH?

(A clip from the United States of America's Nation Anthem begins to play from the entity's pocket. SCP-6599-1 removes its cellphone from its pocket, identified as a Huawei Ascend Y530, and begins to type on it)

転写

(SCP-6599-1は空室を歩き回っている。時間が経過するにつれ、その様子は明らかに怒りを募らせている。)

SCP-6599-1 クソアマメ、何処ニ隠レテヤガル？

(アメリカ合衆国国歌の一節が実体のポケットから流れる。SCP-6599-1はHuawei Ascend Y530と特定された自身の携帯電話をポケットから取り出し、入力を始める。)

マジで？なんでここが？

HOW DO YOU SEE ME
— HOGSLICE

何処カラ俺ヲ見テヤガル
— HOGSLICE

That's a pretty beard. You dye it yourself?

そのヒゲ激カワじゃん。自分で染めてんの？

SCOOBY DOO ASS BULLSHIT FUCK YOU.
— HOGSLICE

ドウナッテンダコノカスビッチ、殺スゾ。
— HOGSLICE

lol

吹いた

IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO ""LAUGH OUT LOUD"" WITH MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT. WHORE.
— HOGSLICE

俺ガオ前ノ喉ヲ掴ンダラ、ソノ""吹キ出ストヤラモオ終イダ。コノガバ穴ガ。
— HOGSLICE

you're a fiesty one

元気だねー

(SCP-6599-1 begins to destroy random pieces of scaffolding and empty wooden pallets.)

SCP-6599-1 FUCK!

(SCP-6599-1が、積み上げられた何も置かれていない木製パレットのいくつかをランダムに破壊し始める。)

SCP-6599-1 ファック！

Chill chill chilllllllll…
You see those pipes over there?

まあ、まあ、落ち着いて～～～～…
向こうにあるパイプ見える？

WHAT
— HOGSLICE

何ダ
— HOGSLICE

Walk to the corner on your left hand side. There are pipes there. They said you're soft.

左側の角のとこ行ってみ。パイプがあるの。そいつらがアンタの体ブヨブヨだって言ってた。

俺ヲ担ゴウッタッテソウハイカネェゾ。ココニ残ルパイプハ俺ノパンツノ中ノ1本ダケダ。
— HOGSLICE

(SCP-6599-1 approaches a section of exposed pipes. It begins to relentlessly punch the copper.)

SCP-6599-1 YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME! NO ONE'S BETTER THAN ME. I'M BETTER THAN ME.

(The pipes begin to warp in shape.)

SCP-6599-1 SHIT CLOWNS. ASS LICKERS.

(The pipes burst, firing high-temperature steam into the face of SCP-6599-1. The entity falls backward and begins to yell in pain as flesh drips from its face.)

SCP-6599-1 FUCK THIS!

(SCP-6599-1 demanifests.)

(SCP-6599-1は配管の露出した一角に接近する。SCP-6599-1は執拗に銅管を殴りつけ始める。)

SCP-6599-1 俺ニ勝テルト思ッテンノカ！俺ニ勝テル奴ハイネェ。俺ナラ勝テルガナ。

(配管の形状が歪み始める。)

SCP-6599-1 汚ネェピエロガ。ケツデモ舐メテロ。

(配管が破裂し、吹き出した高温の蒸気がSCP-6599-1の顔に掛かる。実体は後ろに倒れ込み、融けた肉が顔から滴り落ちると同時に痛みから叫び始める。)

SCP-6599-1 ヤリヤガッタナ！

(SCP-6599-1が消失する。)

Wait where did you go?

待ってどこ行ったの？

FUCK YOU. YOU TRICKED ME. I NEED IBUPROFEN FROM CVS.
— HOGSLICE

クソッタレ。騙シヤガッタナ。薬局デイブプロフェン買ッテコナキャナラネェジャネェカ。
— HOGSLICE

Aw come on man I thought we had something.

ひどいなお兄さん、私たち似た者同士だと思ったのに

NOT MY TYPE. I LIKE WOMEN
— HOGSLICE

俺ノタイプジャネェ。俺ガ好キナノハ女ダ
— HOGSLICE

I'M LITERALLY A WOMAN
Hello?
Hello?
Hi :)
Fuck you.

私れっきとした女なんですけど
ねぇ？
もしもーし？
どーも :)
死ね。

I'M A GHOST GIRL
—MADDSLICE
not bad

アタシハ幽霊少女ダ
—MADDSLICE
ありだな

INCIDENT REPORT CONT. / 事案レポート(続)

Since the discovery of SCP-6764, it has been attributed to this event. There has been no change in behavior from SCP-6599 or SCP-6599-1, and no injuries are present on the latter due to the bursting pipes.

SCP-6764の発見以後、同オブジェクトはこの事象に関連付けられています。SCP-6599およびSCP-6599-1の活動に変化はなく、後者にパイプの破裂による創傷は存在しません。