SCP-6206 - マキシマム・リーグ・ベースボール コミッショナー

出典: SCP-6206
著者: GreenWolfGreenWolf
作成日(EN): 2021/11/26
SCP-6206 - The Commissioner of Maximum League Baseball
SCP-6206 - マキシマム・リーグ・ベースボール コミッショナー
Tags: alive extradimensional humanoid sapient scp sentient sport thaumiel
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2/6206 LEVEL 2/6206

RESTRICTED

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Item #: SCP-6206

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures

特別収容プロトコル

SCP-6206 is confined to a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-17. Personnel working with SCP-6206 should remain outside of its direct line-of-sight unless wearing suitable protective equipment for a gorgon-like look-to-kill hazard.

SCP-6206はサイト-17の標準人型収容セルに収容されています。SCP-6206を担当する職員は、ゴルゴーン型視認対象殺害脅威用の適切な防護装備を着用していない限りSCP-6206の視線の外に留まる必要があります。

The information suppression and misinformation dissemination campaign surrounding SCP-6206 and its pre-containment activities has been designated Operation PINCH HITTER. Agent Jeremy Steele, of Mobile Task Force Lambda-30 ("Sports Casting Performers"), has been embedded into Major League Baseball as the Commissioner of Baseball to oversee the implementation of Operation PINCH HITTER.

SCP-6206およびその収容以前の活動を対象とする情報統制・誤情報流布活動はオペレーション・ピンチヒッターに指定されています。機動部隊ラムダ-30 (“スポーツキャスト・パフォーマーズ”)所属のエージェント ジェレミー・スティールはMLBコミッショナーとしてメジャーリーグベースボールに潜入し、オペレーション・ピンチヒッターの遂行を監督しています。

Description

説明

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SCP-6206, the Commissioner of Baseball in the universe of SCP-2206, seen here signalling for the execution of the losing team following the 2001 World Series./SCP-2206宇宙においてコミッショナーを務めるSCP-6206。2001年ワールドシリーズ終了後、敗北チームを処刑するように合図を送っているのが確認できる。

SCP-6206 is a humanoid entity originating from the universe of SCP-22061, where it served as the Commissioner of Baseball from 1998 to 2019. SCP-6206 possesses a non-petrifying gorgon-like look-to-kill effect2, but is superficially and biologically human in all other respects.

SCP-6206はSCP-22063の宇宙に由来する人型実体であり、同宇宙においては1998年から2019年にかけてマキシマム・リーグ・ベースボールのコミッショナーを務めていました。SCP-6206は非石化性のゴルゴーン型視認対象殺害効果4を保有していますが、それ以外のすべての点では表面的・生物学的にヒトに一致します。

Following the conclusion of the 2019 World Series5, SCP-6206 was ousted as Commissioner in a violent coup orchestrated by the Pittsburgh Rebels. SCP-6206 was put on trial by the Players Association, convicted of crimes against baseball, and banished to our universe.

2019年ワールドシリーズ6の終結後、SCP-6206はピッツバーグ・レーベルズの主導する暴力的クーデターによりコミッショナーの座から追放されました。SCP-6206は選手会によって裁判にかけられ、野球に対する罪で有罪となった結果、我々の宇宙に放逐されました。

Upon arriving in our universe, SCP-6206 promptly proceeded to locate and execute the Commissioner of Baseball, Robert D. Manfred Jr., in an attempt to seize control of Major League Baseball. When apprehended by the Foundation, SCP-6206 was in the process of trying to secure the position of Commissioner by threatening the principal owners of the 30 MLB teams. In its threatening communications to MLB owners, and in post-containment interviews, SCP-6206 expressed the belief that our baseball was "boring" and in need of "drastic intervention", and presented a plan to revise the rules to be more similar to those of SCP-2206.7

我々の宇宙に到着した際、SCP-6206はメジャーリーグベースボールの権力を掌握しようと試み、即時にMLBコミッショナーであったロバート・D・マンフレッド・ジュニアの位置を特定して殺害しました。財団に捕縛された際には、SCP-6206はMLB30球団のオーナーたちを脅迫することによってコミッショナーの地位を確保しようと試みている最中でした。MLBオーナーを脅迫した際の会話および収容後のインタビューにおいて、SCP-6206は我々の野球が「退屈」であり、「抜本的な介入」を必要としていると確信している旨を表明し、そのルールをSCP-2206のものにより近いものに改正する計画を提示していました。8

Operation PINCH HITTER was launched to conceal the involvement of SCP-6206 in the death of Commissioner Manfred, ultimately necessitating the insertion of an embedded Foundation agent to serve as a replacement Commissioner. Due to his previous experience with SCP-2206 and Major League Baseball, and his existing public profile from his role in SCP-2206 containment efforts, Agent Jeremy Steele of MTF Lambda-30 ("Sports Casting Performers") was selected for this assignment.

コミッショナー・マンフレッドの死におけるSCP-6206の関与を隠蔽するため、オペレーション・ピンチヒッターが開始されました。同作戦では最終的にコミッショナーの代役を務める潜入財団エージェントが必要となりました。過去にSCP-2206とメジャーリーグベースボールに関与した経験がある点、およびSCP-2206収容試行における彼の役割に起因して民間でのプロフィールが存在する点から、機動部隊ラムダ-30 (“スポーツキャスト・パフォーマーズ”)のエージェント ジェレミー・スティールがこの任務に選出されました。

Addendum — Incident STOLEN BASE

補遺 — インシデント・ストールンベース

On 2020-02-17, an inter-universal incursion was detected within Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts. When MTF Mu-8 ("Southern Hospitality") arrived to contain the incursion, they found the entire roster and coaching staff of the Boston Red Shirts, an SCP-2206 baseball team, engaged in a brawl with several members of the Boston Red Sox9. Mu-8 quickly contained the SCP-2206 team, who revealed that they had come to our universe in order to play our significantly less lethal version of baseball.

2020-02-17、マサチューセッツ州ボストンのフェンウェイ・パーク内にて別宇宙からの侵入事案が検知されました。この侵入に対する収容活動を行うために機動部隊ミュー-8(“南部式のおもてなし”)が到着したところ、SCP-2206の球団の1つであるボストン・レッドシャツの登録選手およびコーチ陣全員が、ボストン・レッドソックスの選手数名と乱闘を行っているのが発見されました10。ミュー-8は迅速にSCP-2206球団の収容を行いました。彼らは我々の知る極めて致死性の低い野球をプレーするために我々の宇宙に来訪したことを明かしました。

This incursion was followed by another on 2020-02-20, wherein the New York Urbans were apprehended in an attempt to assassinate their counterparts on the New York Mets. A further incursion was discovered on 2020-02-26, when representatives of the Montreal Volcanoes approached Commissioner Steele with a proposal to join Major League Baseball as an expansion franchise.

2020-02-20には新たな侵入事案が発生しました。この事案においては、ニューヨーク・アーバンズがニューヨーク・メッツにおける彼らに対応する人物を暗殺しようと試みたところを捕縛されました。2020-02-26にはさらに新たな侵入が発見されました。この事案ではモントリオール・ボルケーノズの代表団がコミッショナー・スティールに接触し、エクスパンションによってメジャーリーグベースボールをフランチャイズ・チームに迎え入れる提案を持ち掛けています。

Interrogation of the captured baseball teams revealed that following the ouster of SCP-6206, the Players Association seized control of the league and cancelled the upcoming season. Instead, a series of exhibition games is being planned, which will feature different rosters of All-Stars playing under a progressively evolving set of rules. The Players Association believes that through this method, they can eventually play "the most perfect baseball game", although what they expect to accomplish by doing so is unknown. This plan, which is estimated to require several decades of continuous play under increasingly lethal conditions, has generated significant dissent, leading to the incursions into our universe.

確保された球団に対する尋問の結果、SCP-6206の追放後に選手会がリーグの権力を掌握し、次期のシーズンを中止したことが判明しました。この代替として、革新的な変更が施されたルールの下で新しいオールスターチーム選手陣がプレーすることを特色とする一連のオープン戦が計画されています。選手会はこの方式の採用によってようやく「真に完全な野球の試合」のプレーが可能となると考えているようですが、そうすることによって何が達成されると彼らが想定しているのかは不明です。この計画の実行には次第に致死性の増す条件下での数十年にわたるプレーが必要であると推定され、これが大きな反発を生んだ結果我々の宇宙への侵入事案に繋がりました。

Addendum — Operation Seventh Inning

オペレーション・セブンスイニング

Operational Plan

作戦計画概要


CODEWORD CLEARANCES
L3/6206; L2/2206; L2/SEVENTH INNING; L2/STOLEN BASE

機密公開クリアランス
L3/6206; L2/SEVENTH INNING; L2/STOLEN BASE


Codeword Designation Seventh Inning
Oversight Contact Agent Jeremy Steele
Mission Lead SCP-6206
機密指定 Seventh Inning
監督窓口 エージェント ジェレミー・スティール
任務指揮官 SCP-6206

In light of the continued incursions of SCP-2206 baseball teams, the Overseer Council has authorized the reclassification of SCP-6206 as a Thaumiel asset.

SCP-2206球団による侵入が継続している点を考慮し、監督評議会はSCP-6206をThaumiel級人材に再分類することを許可しました。

SCP-6206 is to be returned to its universe of origin, along with the Boston Red Shirts, New York Urbans, and Montreal Volcanoes. MTF Iota-18 ("Air Bud Jurisprudence") is to accompany SCP-6206 and render all necessary aid so that it may reclaim the position of Commissioner of Baseball. SCP-6206 has agreed to use its position to prevent further incursions into our universe from SCP-2206 teams. Once SCP-6206 is restored as Commissioner, MTF Iota-18 will remain in the universe of SCP-2206 to assist and monitor SCP-6206. Regular reports from Iota-18 and SCP-6206 are to be encoded in normal broadcasts of SCP-2206.

SCP-6206はボストン・レッドシャツ、ニューヨーク・アーバンズ、モントリオール・ボルケーノズとともに本来の宇宙に送還されます。機動部隊イオタ-18 (“エア・バディの法学”)はSCP-6206に同伴し、

As it is anticipated that one or more games of SCP-2206 baseball will be required during the course of this operation, MTF Iota-18 has received extensive training in baseball operations, and includes a number of former professional baseball players and several members of captured SCP-2206 teams. Despite this, options for restoring SCP-6206 as Commissioner that do not rely on success in sporting contests are considered preferable, and should be pursued if at all possible.

Efforts to mitigate the effects of prior incursions, and to ensure that the 2020 Major League Baseball season is played without interference, are being handled by Agent Jeremy Steele as part of Operation PINCH HITTER.

Addendum — Results of Operation Seventh Inning

On 2020-04-01, an SCP-2206 broadcast was received which described the performance of an exhibition game, played between a combined team of American and National League All-Stars (the "Stars"), and a mystery team assembled by the deposed Commissioner (called the Select Commissioner's Players, or the "Skippers"). According to SCP-2206 commentators, a victory by the Skippers would result in the immediate reinstatement of the Commissioner, while a victory by the Stars would lead to the summary execution of the Commissioner and his team.

As described in the broadcast, the events and results of the game are as follows:

Home Team Stars
Away Team Skippers
Ballpark Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome
Inning Notable Events Score
1st Skippers bat first. After striking out three batters, Stars' pitcher Gordon "Horse Bones" Howitzer11 is killed in an altercation with Skippers' shortstop #312. Skippers take the field, and immediately give up a single-run home run to Michael "Skip" Salmon13. #3 trips Salmon as he jogs to third base. The rest of the inning is scoreless. 1-0
2nd Stars' relief pitcher Francis "Lemon" Dravis14 starts the inning by beaning Skippers' catcher #7 with a fastball to the head; #7 is uninjured, except for a dent in his titanium skull. In the ensuing fight, multiple Stars and Skippers are injured, as well as five spectators. The inning is scoreless. 1-0
3rd Dravis strikes out the side, but is killed by a lightning strike. Unit 13715 drives in two runs for the Stars before the inning ends. 3-0
4th Stars' relief pitcher Kevin "Fishlips" Rindorf16 gives up a run to Skippers' third baseman #11. The rest of the inning is scoreless. Several spectators are killed by a swarm of bees of unknown origin. 3-1
5th Rindorf gives up another run, this time to Skippers' first baseman #0. The swarm of bees moves onto the field, although play continues without interruption. Stars' first baseman Philip "Filif" Jackson17 steals home on a wild pitch. 4-2
6th Rindorf gives up another run, and is replaced by relief pitcher Margaret Thatcher18. The rest of the inning is scoreless. 4-3
7th The commentary for this inning contained a cognitohazard, making it impossible to determine the events that occurred. 4-5
8th After removing excess goats from the field, the Skippers fail to score against Stars' closer Edwin "Medium-sized Eddy" Thurgood19. The Stars regain the lead after a double by Salmon. 6-5
9th #3 hits a grand slam to put the Skippers in the lead. During the middle of the inning, SCP-6206 kills every member of the Stars with his "death stare", forcing them to draft spectators to finish the game. After three consecutive strikeouts, the game ends in a Skippers' victory. 6-9
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Official portrait of POI-1776-43.

Addendum — Containment Revision

POI-1776-43, the counterpart of SCP-6206 from this universe, has been confirmed as being entirely non-anomalous, aside from latent paranormal activity associated with the office of President of the United States. However, as a precaution, contingency measures meant to prevent him from becoming Commissioner of Baseball are to remain in place at this time.


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