翻訳案 SCP-3V1L-J

Item #: SCP-3V1L-J

アイテム番号: SCP-3V1L-J

Object Class: SAFE for fuck's sake

オブジェクトクラス: SAFE お願いだから

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3V1L-J is to be kept in solitary confinement in a humanoid containment cell. No further communication is to be made between SCP-3V1L-J and staff. All staff are advised that, despite any and all claims made by SCP-3V1L-J, no further containment procedures will be necessary.

特別収容プロトコル: SCP-3V1L-Jは人型収容セルに隔離された状態で収容されます。 SCP-3V1L-Jと職員の間でこれ以上の通信は行われません。 すべての職員は、SCP-3V1L-Jによって行われたあらゆる主張にもかかわらず、さらなる収容手順は必要ないことをお勧めします。

Description: SCP-3V1L-J, formerly Arthur Schnittflieger of Kenosha, WI, is a 32-year-old human male involved in a string of criminal activities carried out through the use of anomalous means. It possesses the superhuman ability to, to an extent, convince other people that it has a brilliant and complicated agenda that cannot be stopped under any circumstances.

説明: SCP-3V1L-Jは以前、ウィスコンシン州ケノーシャ(WI)で生まれ、アーサー・シュニットフリーガーとして知られ、異常な手段を用いて犯された一連の犯罪行為に関与した32歳の男性です。彼は、誰も邪魔することのできない素晴らしい悪の計画を立てる方法があると、他の人々を納得させる超人的な能力を持っています。

On 12/20/12, SCP-3V1L-J phoned in a threat to the Foundation that it was going to create a wormhole to "another dimension full of spiders and fire and stuff" inside the Mall of America. Agents were mobilized to the location and found no wormhole, after which SCP-3V1L-J contacted the Foundation again with another threat - that the previous plan with the wormhole was merely a distraction from a ZK-class reality failure event it was about to cause. No evidence was found of any such event being within SCP-3V1L-J's capabilities.

12/20/12で、SCP-3V1L-Jは、財団に電話し、アメリカのモール内に「クモと火とがらくたで満たされた別の次元」へのワームホールを作成すると脅迫しました。 エージェントはその場所に派遣されましたが、ワー​​ムホールは発見できませんでした。その後SCP-3V1L-Jは財団に対し、以前のワームホール計画は財団の注意をそらすためだけのものだという脅威を伝えるために再び接触しました。そのようなイベントを引き起こすことがSCP-3V1L-Jの能力内にあるという証拠は見つかりませんでした。

This pattern continued for some time, resulting in a total of 0 casualties, 0 "lifted veil" events, and approximately 12 billion dollars lost by the Foundation in wasted response efforts. Primary containment of SCP-3V1L-J was established on 10/14/14, after a ten-hour standoff at Site-155 over a nonexistent "heavily-armed badger machine."

このパターンはしばらく続き、合計で0人の死傷者、0つの“捲られたベール”シナリオ、および無駄な反応で財団は約120億ドルを失いました。SCP-3V1L-Jは存在しない「重装備のアナグマ機械」によるSite-155での10時間の膠着状態の後、10/14/14に初期収容されました。

Interrogation log:

Dr. Henderson: Good evening.
SCP-3V1L-J: Is it really a good evening? Is any evening good when your life is as twisted as mine, when you look deep into the depths of your mind and find only screaming clowns stabbing each other in the hearts over and over again forever, and you can only laugh in misery?
Dr. Henderson: Noted.
SCP-3V1L-J: Of course you'd say "noted." I anticipated it! I can read you like a Wal-Mart receipt, Dr. Jackson.
Dr. Henderson: That's Henderson.
SCP-3V1L-J: Of course it is. You don't think I knew that already?
Dr. Henderson: No, since you just called me Dr. Jackson.
SCP-3V1L-J: It was all a ruse! You're so naive, thinking I'd ever tell the truth to a moralizing freak like yourself. Where you see good and bad, I only see madness! MADNESS! I can see things you could never dream of, like the flesh-eating reptile that's behind you right now!
Dr. Henderson: There is nothing behind me.
SCP-3V1L-J: OR IS THERE?
Dr. Henderson: No, there really is nothing behind me.
SCP-3V1L-J: So quick to judge. You haven't even looked!
[Dr. Henderson looks behind himself.]
SCP-3V1L-J: It was all a ruse! Again! You only pretend you can control my inhuman brilliance to make yourselves feel safer. I could destroy the entire Foundation with one spoken word, mortal!
Dr. Henderson: And what word is that?
SCP-3V1L-J: "Madness."
Dr. Henderson: You've already said that word a few times by now.
SCP-3V1L-J: Then you're even more doomed than you can imagine! I've been picking you weaklings apart piece by piece for all my life, and my sheer genius has doomed you all.
Dr. Henderson: This interrogation is going nowhere.
SCP-3V1L-J: Aha! I knew you'd say that.
[Dr. Henderson attempts to leave the interrogation room.]
SCP-3V1L-J: FOOL! I've laced the doorknob with psychomemetic übertoxin. You've sealed your fate.
Dr. Henderson: Then why am I not dead?!
SCP-3V1L-J: Sounds like someone's in denial.
Dr. Henderson: Sounds like someone's going to get doused in battery acid if they don't learn how to shut their goddamned mouth for more than ten seconds.
SCP-3V1L-J: I knew you'd say that too! God I'm so smart.
[Dr. Henderson attempts to strangle SCP-3V1L-J. Dr. Henderson is promptly sedated by security officers, who punt SCP-3V1L-J in the groin a few times for good measure.]

インタビュー記録:

Dr. Henderson: こんばんは。
SCP-3V1L-J: 本当にこんばんはでしょうか? 私の人生のようにひねられているとき、あなたが心の奥深くを見て、悲鳴を上げる道化師だけが心の中で何度も何度も突き破りそうになるとき、苦しみの中でしか笑えないそんな夜はありますか?
Dr. Henderson: 了解。
SCP-3V1L-J: もちろんあなたは「了解。」というでしょう。そんな予想をしていた!私はウォルマートの領収書のようにあなたを読むことができます、Jackson博士。
Dr. Henderson:私は、Hendersonだ。
SCP-3V1L-J: Of course it is. You don't think I knew that already?
Dr. Henderson: No, since you just called me Dr. Jackson.
SCP-3V1L-J: It was all a ruse! You're so naive, thinking I'd ever tell the truth to a moralizing freak like yourself. Where you see good and bad, I only see madness! MADNESS! I can see things you could never dream of, like the flesh-eating reptile that's behind you right now!
Dr. Henderson: There is nothing behind me.
SCP-3V1L-J: OR IS THERE?
Dr. Henderson: No, there really is nothing behind me.
SCP-3V1L-J: So quick to judge. You haven't even looked!
[Dr. Henderson looks behind himself.]
SCP-3V1L-J: It was all a ruse! Again! You only pretend you can control my inhuman brilliance to make yourselves feel safer. I could destroy the entire Foundation with one spoken word, mortal!
Dr. Henderson: And what word is that?
SCP-3V1L-J: "Madness."
Dr. Henderson: You've already said that word a few times by now.
SCP-3V1L-J: Then you're even more doomed than you can imagine! I've been picking you weaklings apart piece by piece for all my life, and my sheer genius has doomed you all.
Dr. Henderson: This interrogation is going nowhere.
SCP-3V1L-J: Aha! I knew you'd say that.
[Dr. Henderson attempts to leave the interrogation room.]
SCP-3V1L-J: FOOL! I've laced the doorknob with psychomemetic übertoxin. You've sealed your fate.
Dr. Henderson: Then why am I not dead?!
SCP-3V1L-J: Sounds like someone's in denial.
Dr. Henderson: Sounds like someone's going to get doused in battery acid if they don't learn how to shut their goddamned mouth for more than ten seconds.
SCP-3V1L-J: I knew you'd say that too! God I'm so smart.
[Dr. Henderson attempts to strangle SCP-3V1L-J. Dr. Henderson is promptly sedated by security officers, who punt SCP-3V1L-J in the groin a few times for good measure.]

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