Tale翻訳案 Masquerade's End (虚構の終わり)

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WAK3UPSH33PL3 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:06:22 #12766349


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WAK3UPSH33PL3 04/12/18 (木) 12:06:22 #12766349


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目を覚ませシープル


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🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:19:20 #12766349


As if. Next time try something plausible.

Thread locked and moved.

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (木) 12:19:20 #12766349


まさか。次はもっともらしいものを試してください。

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🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:06:22 #12766349


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YEARLY SHTF STOCK THREAD

It's that time of the year again boys. Post your SHTF supply list and discuss possible SHTF scenarios.

F.A.Q.

Q: "What is SHTF?"
A: Shit Hits The Fan. It's a term used here for when the impending paranormal apocalypse happens, whatever it may be.

Q: What can I do to prepare for a SHTF scenario?
A: To put it shortly, a lot. You will need to stockpile canned food, water, tools, weapons, resources, and many other things. Imagine emergency planning, but for a longer period of time.

Q: "Are you LARPERs?"
A: No. We are a group of people who know that something is lurking just out of sight. There's a lot we don't know about the paranormal, but that is why we are here; to teach one another and to learn about what lies beyond.

I'll start us off with what I think is gonna happen.

BIGFOOT UPRISING!!

Personally, I think the end will come about with a global, synchronized rebellion of the bigfoot, yeti, sasquatch, whatever you wanna call them, they're coming.

They're starting to get closer and closer to human civilization because they're analyzing us. We might outnumber them, but they're bigger, faster, stronger, and more resilient. Darlene Wuornos from that write-up two-egg did (By the way, great job, that was excellent.) had a run-in with that thing and took a hatchet to it, it didn't even blink. I think it's gonna take more than a few bullets to bring them down, and they'll have overrun the military before we know what happened.

I'm holed up in my little neck of the woods in Oklahoma. Nothing on earth can get past my bunker door, and I've got food and water for months. What about you guys?

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (木) 12:06:22 #12766349


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毎年恒例SHTFストックスレッド

今年もこの時期がやってきました。あなたのSHTF供給リストを投稿して、あり得そうなSHTFシナリオを議論しましょう。

F.A.Q.

Q: "SHTFって何?"
A: Shit Hits The Fan.それが何であれ差し迫った超常現象の啓示が起こるときにここで使われる用語です。

Q: "SHTFシナリオに備えるために何ができるの?"
A: 簡潔に言うと、たくさんのことが。缶詰、水、道具、武器、資源、その他多くのものを備蓄する必要があります。緊急事態のときの計画を想像してみてください、ただし、より長い期間の。

Q: "あなたたちはLARPER1なの?"
A: いいえ。私たちは、目の前に何かが潜んでいることを知っている人たちの集まりです。超常現象について知らないことはたくさんありますが、それが私たちがここにいる理由です。互いに教え合い、その先にあるものを学ぶために。

私が起こると思っていることから始めましょう。

ビッグフットの蜂起!!

個人的に、ビッグフット、イエティ、サスカッチ、なんと呼んでもいいですが、それらの世界的な、一斉の反乱が起こると考えています。

奴らは我々を分析していて、どんどん人間の文明に近づいてきています。我々は数で勝るかもしれませんが、奴らはより大きく、より速く、より強く、より回復力があります。two-eggの書いたあの記事(ところで、素晴らしい仕事で、あれは見事でした)によるとダーリーン・ウォーノスはそれに追い込みをかけ、手斧を持ち出しましたが、それは瞬きすらしませんでした。思うに、奴らを倒すには何発もの弾丸が必要で、私たちが何が起こったか知る前に軍を制圧するでしょう。

私はオクラホマの森にある小さな地峡に隠れています。地上の何も私の壕のドアを通ることはできないし、数か月分の食料と水も手に入れています。あなたたちはどうです?

so-many-lost-throwaways 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:17:00 #18937751


lol why do you have your guns displayed like that, you fucking tool

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so-many-lost-throwaways 04/12/18 (木) 12:17:00 #18937751


lol なんでそんな風に銃を飾ってんだよ、このクソ道具が

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ursula_qu33n-of-the-C 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:18:06 #1897851


Sweet rack, 🗿 mr_sen. I love the work you put into presentation for us.

Anyways, my sister and I have recently taken up fletching to help us be more prepared for when SHTF. Neither of us knows how to use a bow yet though but we're working our way up. We also started pickling and pruning foodstuff, so we're increasingly ready. Thank you for all the useful guides!

As for what I think is gonna happen, I don't really know, global warming? My sister and I fucked because we're in florida lol.

ursula_qu33n-of-the-C 04/12/18 (木) 12:18:06 #1897851


素敵なラックですね、🗿 mr_sen。僕たちへのプレゼンテーションの仕事、好きですよ。

とにかく、僕の姉/妹と僕は最近SHTFの時のための準備にもっと役立つように矢作りを始めました。まだ二人とも弓の使い方は知らないんですが、少しずつ上達してきてます。食材の漬け込みや切りつめも始めたので、どんどん準備はできてます。役に立つガイドをありがとうございます!

僕が何が起こると考えているかというと、よくわからないんですが、地球温暖化? 僕らはフロリダにいるので、姉/妹と僕はヤっちゃいました(笑)

CALEB 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:20:06 #18937751


you both are always welcome to come over whenever ;)

CALEB 04/12/18 (木) 12:20:06 #18937751


お二人ともいつでも歓迎だよ ;)

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:21:13 #12766349


Knock it off, CALEB. We talked about this. Don't creep on users.

Do not respond to this post unless you are staff. This comment thread is locked.

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (木) 12:21:13 #12766349


やめてください、CALEB。私たちはこれについて話しました。ユーザーに忍びよらないでください。

スタッフでない限りこの投稿に返信しないでください。このコメントスレッドはロックされました。

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:54:00 #18937751


Is this a joke to you, 🗿 mr_sen? :/ This kind of SHTF thread given what's happening?

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (木) 12:54:00 #18937751


これは冗談ですか、🗿 mr_sen? :/ この種のSHTFスレッドは何が起こっていると考えて建てられたんですか?

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:54:56 #12766349


??????

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (木) 12:54:56 #12766349


??????

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:55:10 #12768742


God, you are clueless. Get on staff chat ASAP. Code Red.

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (木) 12:55:10 #12768742


ああクソ、あなたは無知です。早急にスタッフチャットを見てください。コード・レッドです。


LLLLLLL 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:56:55 #65478245


WTF
THIS DIDN'T SAY IT COULD ERASE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRIES I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST HUNTING BIGFOOT
GUNS DON'T WORK ON THIS!

LLLLLLL 04/12/18 (木) 12:56:55 #65478245


WTF
国を丸ごと消せるなんて言ってなかったぞビッグフットを狩るだけだと思ってた
これじゃ銃は使えねえ!

alicia-en-el-mundo-d-maravillas 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:57:20 #18937751


dude what

alicia-en-el-mundo-d-maravillas 04/12/18 (木) 12:57:20 #18937751


おい、何だ

LLLLLLL 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:57:33 #18937751


Turn on your tv to literally any fucking channel

LLLLLLL 04/12/18 (木) 12:57:33 #18937751


テレビつけろ、文字通りどのクソチャンネルでも



cetaceanhussbuster 04/12/18 (Thu) 12:59:38 #12766349


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IT'S HAPPENING


HOLY SHIT GUYS

TURN ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING tvS!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

IT'S GONE! IT'S ALL FUCKING GONE!

WTF DO WE DO HOLY SHIT

OMFG WHAT DO WE DO
AAAAAAAAAAA

ETA- OMFG THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS GONE

ETA 2- WHO THE FUCK IS SCP

ETA 3- WTF!!!!!

ETA 4- WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!

ETA 5- sorry i didnt notice there was a megathread
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catlady92 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:00:05 #69998245
See you all in the next life. You were excellent. My boyfriend and I are going into our bunker. Wish you the best.

Good luck.
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rex_alces 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:01:12 #65478245


Hi ^_^
im new to this forum, my name is rex, it's nice to meet you all.
i really like creepypastas and im excited to learn about the real ones


capitalism will win 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:01:25 #65478245


So do you think this means College Humor will finally stop with those miserable 'Adventures of Kim Jong Un' episodes?
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t4ylor_itk1n 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:03:06 #63252222
World's coming to an end boys, post your supplies. Pic related, there is none, I'm fucked.
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arthurisabitch 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:03:56 #65478245
This al Fine UN lady is looking All Fine if you know what I mean. 😏
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fistulafucker 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:04:28 #65478245
Guys, I'm scared. Does this mean we're about to go to war with a bunch of other countries?
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🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:06:22 #12766349


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Ground zero

NORTH KOREAN INCIDENT MEGATHREAD
ALL OTHER THREADS WILL BE LOCKED.
DISCUSS ALL GOING-ONS OF THE NORTH KOREA INCIDENT HERE.

THE FACTS

  • Most of the country of North Korea just vanished.
  • No exact reason has been given yet.
  • The United Nations secret paranormal group 'The Global Occult Coalition' stepped form and blamed a party named 'The SCP Foundation'.
  • The SCP Foundation is apparently a group similar to the Global Occult Coalition.
  • Relief efforts by the UN are ongoing.
  • al Fine, Global Occult Coalition and UN representative is demanding the SCP Foundation commenton the situation, nothing yet.

SPECULATION

  • The 'SCP Foundation' are likely another paranormal group, likely government funded.
  • They're not UN funded, because that's the Global Occult Coalition's business.
  • Might be a South Korean project?
  • Maybe even American?
  • Probably weaponizes the paranormal?

Though I doubt any of you have relatives in North Korea, we still wish no one any harm. Updates may be found on the thread below. This post will be updated as I can.

ursula_qu33n-of-the-C 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:17:00 #18937751


holy shit

rat-boner 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:19:22 #18937751


I never thought it would go down like this holy shit

two-egg 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:32:56 #18937751


UPDATE!!!

The SCP Foundation has hijacked all the tv stations I can get with a message saying they'll speak shortly.

CALEB 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:33:19 #18937751


ninja'd

cthulahoop 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:40:42 #18937751


i dont know whats scarier, whats happening or the fact that the scp foundation thinks a lab in a lab coat is gonna make us feel better

two-egg 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:43:06 #18937751


The dog just fucking talked.

rex_alces 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:50:10 #12766349


This is a really good ARG you guys are playing O_o

🗿 pandapandapanda 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:50:10 #12766349


I would say read the Guide for Newbies but I'm so shocked there's someone on this world who still doesn't know what's going on.

🗿 mr_sen 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:52:20 #18937751


Hello all. The following has just been confirmed by global news networks and my sources on the inside: The SCP Foundation is indeed responsible for the destruction of North Korea. They claim it's only spacially displaced, but they're also not sure if the civilians survived.

On another note, I know most of you are panicked as hell right now (as I see on IRC) but I'd like to make an official post here for all of you here and now. We are a family here on the Parawatch Wiki and we will all get through this. The Paranormal has come and it was not what we expected, but we are still prepared nonetheless.

Our new goal is to learn everything there is to learn about the paranormal. We haven't lost our purpose, we've merely shifted our goals a bit. And yes, I do find it funny that this is all happening the very same day our yearly SHTF thread goes up.

Stay safe out there, watchmen.


Three6serpent 04/12/18 (Thu) 13:40:19 #65814523


Hi! :3
I'm a member of the Serpent's Hand! We're all so happy to welcome you to the real awakened world.
I'm sure you have many questions, so AMA!
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