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ダークさん、次の方からの未読のメッセージがあります:

HYPERMANIC CLOWN GIRL (CotD)


Today, 19:30

アイリス!



アイリス!



アイリス、エッシー・Pデナニガアッタカキイタ!?



知らないわ、何があったの?



重要人物を襲撃でもしてきたの?



チガウヨ!



大規模な収容違反があったとか?



ウンニャ~



じゃあ何?



コンドラキハカセノチンコガビンニハマッチャッタンダッテ!



アイリス、マダソコニイル?



ええ、いるわよ。コンドラキって誰なの?



マジカ、コンドラキハヒミツノO5ヒョウギカイニツグザイダンノヨンダイアクマテキサイエンティストノヒトリダヨチョオチョオタチノオウデイチドハ682ヲノリマワシ、シノフチカラハイズリアガッッテキタノテソシタラコンドハチンコガボトルニハマッテトレナインダッテスゴイウケルトショカンデモミンナソノコトハナシテルシワタシモミンナニイッテルンダケドアイリスモミンナニオシエタゲナヨ!



ロリー、それ以上深入りする前にCapsLockを無効にしてくれないかしら。あなたの打った文章読んでると全部H'rasm'Kalの声で再生されちゃうのよ



あちゃー、ゴメンwww



ありがと。で、その情報が一体何の役に立つっていうのかしら?



うんそりゃもう! これで財団もおしまいよ!





分かりやすく説明して頂戴



OK、ほらエシー・Pって likes to pretend its super professional and super smartなふりしてFreaksを閉じ込めて責苦を与えることで人々の安全を保っているじゃない。でも今回の件は奴らの中でも特別優れた人間が自分のブツをペットボトルにぴったりはめちゃったわけよ!Does that sound like something someone working for an international 秘密工作 secret society would do? They even had to do a whole presentation at サイト19 about how not to get your dick stuck in a bottle and it leaked out into オネイロイ・コレクティブと

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蛇の手is circulating it all across図書館! エシー・Pの veneer of superiority is shattered, they're a joke, and everyone knows they're a joke and that means their whole organization goes into a death spiral and then the Geo Sea overextends itself trying to pick up the slack and we finally break the Masquerade, they go to jail for their crimes and all the Freaks they've got locked up are set free! 😍

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ロリィ、あなた砂糖のとりすぎじゃない?



今5杯目のグレープソーダ飲んでるよ



そう。I admit this is mildly amusing in a petty, juvenile, schadenfreude sort of way, but I highly doubt that a single embarrassing personal anecdote regarding one of the Foundation's senior personnel will prove a fatal blow to them. The Foundation has survived apocalypse level threats. A bit of gossip is not going to be their downfall, especially one that will quickly outwear its welcome and grow stale. No one will care about this in a week.



Yeah, I guess you're right. I got a little excited. I'm still going to keep telling people though. It's too funny not to!



How does something like that happen anyway? I don't have much experience with real ding-a-lings, and I can't quite wrap my head around a guy getting his stuck in a plastic bottle.



At the risk of sounding crass, it's hardly uncommon for men to stick their penises somewhere without thinking it through.



🤣



Though in all fairness I've stuck some stuff up my vajayjay that I wish I hadn't so I shouldn't be too harsh.



The Fuller than Full mixing rod was probably the worst though. If I wasn't a shape-shifter that might have left some permanent damage.



アイリス、このことは誰にも言わないでね?



あなたが膣に入れたものをこれ以上言ってこないんだったらいいわよ。



むむむ



ムリ。




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