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ダークさん、次の方から新しいメッセージが届きました:

1-800-iam-dado


こんにちは あなた すばらしい あのまとろにっく つくった れでぃ だーくねす ちがう?
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ミス・ダークと呼んでちょうだい。貴方が誰かちょっと悪い予感がするのだけれど。



dadoです とても いちりゅう dado びじねす おーなー。 あなたに とても いちりゅう dado びじねす の かのうせい おはなしする。
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おちてた ごめんなさい はむすたー きーぼーどで あそぶの すきだから
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あーわかったわ、話を聞きましょう。いったいあなたどうやってブロックをすり抜けたのかしら?



はむすたー こんぴゅーたー とても とくい。 すぴーく あんど すぺる1で 222 ご まいふん たいぷする。
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あなた dadoと mick'dの すごい びじねすぱーとなーしっぷの はなし ききたい?
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いいえ、私は一体あなたがどうやってブロックリストをくぐり抜けたのか知りたいの。



私はこのオペレーティングシステムとソフトウェアを自分で書いたの。"混沌の言語"の奇跡論紋様を使ってね。常人にはその紋様を狂わずに見ることすら、ましてやハックするなんてできないはずなのに、 今すぐどうやったのか教えて頂戴。



あなた うんちの なかの きんや かがやく きんぞく といれに ながされて むだになってる はなし よんだ?
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dado おもう どうして not make toilet bowl gadget that strains the gold from the poop and makes you a golden pooper and あなた become a profit pooper like the hen that lays the golden egg but with poop and also it should make toilet smell nice yes?
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あなた think あなた の rich people would like dado golden pooper box?
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also sry, dado type slow, no like hamster. y あなた no trust dado?
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私の携帯をハッキングしているの!?



ノー、dado ハッキング できない。 おおもじ キー こわれてる。
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「大文字キーが壊れている」?



And you expect me to believe that an individual with the resources to launch as many business enterprises as yourself cannot replace a keyboard?



dado very strict budgeter. no budget for new keyboard. プロメテウスラボも同じsame policy.
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You're insulting my intelligence. You realize that, right?



no dado think the lady darkness is very smart. that why dado come 2 lady darkness with gold poop box idea.
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And now you're disrepecting me by not addressing me by the name I told you to earlier.



My time is extremely valuable, I don't make business deals by text messages, this doesn't even sound like my department, and it's a horrible idea!



Do not waste anymore of my time, or there will be consequences.



no please, it no have 2 be golden pooper box but dado is on hard times, yes? dado borger and france fry closed because of the not seagulls eating all the france frys and dado go with dado singing the latest pop hits was closed by corporate sabotage of jeff bezos.
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it been tough week for dado, but 2gether we can make a dado business that make us both lot of $ and dado will be back on top. あなた trust dado.
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Trust you? Are you aware that my anti-malware is flagging every text you're sending me as a memetic hazard?



oh dado love the meme, specially the challenge accepted meme. that dado motto meme.
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Dado, I don't trust you. I don't believe your keyboard's broken. I don't believe your hamster's on the keyboard or whatever other excuse you expect me to swallow. I think you're fully aware that everything you say and type has anomalous memetic properties and that all your businesses are actually just a front so that you have a platform to spread your memetics as much as possible.



no, this is not truthiness. dado business everything 2 dado. dado have humble origins, lowly pharmacist at walgreens until dado bitten by radioactive pill bug that give dado pill bug powers to make the magic pills and transcend spacetime and curl into tiny ball like hamster.
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Bollocks. Bloody horse's bollocks.



and dado make many money with the magic pills and because dado is fine capitalist just like the marshalls of nick carter in the dark dado reinvest money into many new businesses. dado diversify into many fields, but not anomalaundry because business is too much racket. but new businesses not do so hot, and then the birds came and now dado's empire burns like russel crow in gladiator and dado will not fiddle like walking phoenix. dado want to put out fires and save empire.
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how can dado save dado empire?
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I've swapped the sim cards on my phone and gone into my Faraday room, and somehow you're still texting. Congratulations, you've managed to rattle me. Not a lot of people can do that.



I'd rather this not escalate any further. If I give you advice will you stop spamming my phone with memetic agents?



yes dado promise on hamster's life.
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You said it yourself that your parapharmaceuticals sold well. All your financial problems started when you tried diversifying into a dozen different markets. We kept tabs on you, and your products were amazing, at least from a technical perspective. You need to work on client communication a fair bit though.



Stick to your strengths. Sell off any remaining non-parapharmaceutical assets you still have and reinvest them in parapharma. Grow that business and that business alone, until you are Big parapharma. Don't get distracted running tanning salons and laundromats.



what about dado spaceship rental and plutonium recycling center?
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Yes, all of it.



lady darkness is right. dado has lost dado's way. dado is pharma bro, and must get back 2 pharma broing. dado go 2 udderly bazzar and open dado's old fashioned apothecary and barber shop quartet, but barbers are barber surgeons so they still fit vision.
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will martian, cottage and grimdark buy from new dado business? dado need big customer.
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If you can stop insulting me with bollocks, getting my name and my company's name wrong, actually make what your clients order and most importantly stop infecting my phone with memetics, then possibly. A decent parapharmacologist is hard to find.



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ありがと, Ms. Dark.



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